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To ask those who have artificial Christmas Trees...why?

203 replies

Loafingaround · 03/11/2016 16:25

our last house was far too small, so couldn't fit a christmas tree in there. Having moved into a house large enough to house a christmas tree ,we are finally getting a christmas tree this year. Ive grown up with my grandparents and parents both having real trees, which I know and smell utterly magical and festive, but the thought that these beautiful trees have grown (for approx 8-10 years for a 8" tree!) only to be used and worshiped for a few weeks- then turfed out half dying onto the pavement forgotten about- is also so so depressing and sad to me. It sums up so much wrong with the world in general... I just cant bring myself to buy a "real"tree so will be going artificial. Why do other people go fake? Can you recommend the best, real looking artificial trees and where you bought them?

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quencher · 03/11/2016 18:20

Oh, and we bought the fake smell too. It will make it smell like real pine tress.

BalloonSlayer · 03/11/2016 18:21

We always had real trees when we were kids and I loved them, the smell etc.

DH and I had real ones before DCs although by then we had the stand with water in it which prolongs their life, then I realised that they only smell when they dying so by doing this you lose the smell. When the DCs were small when we bought an artificial one for safety.

A couple of years ago my sister was staying (lives in Australia) so I decided to get the real thing.

Off we go to the garden centre. Tree was about £60! Shock How did that happen? Sure they used to be a tenner. Erm ok, it's worth it as it will be lovely.

Then we need a new stand as we remembered that the old one was a complete bastard. New stand - £16 of your Earth pounds thank you very much.

The next task was to get the tree in the car. It would have been easier to persuade a tiger to get into a shopping trolley. A thousand scratches later and with the car full of needles and mud we set off. We did enjoy seeing the couple with two kids scratching their heads about how they were going to get the 15' tree they had just bought into their saloon car with the two kids in car seats in the back. How we congratulated ourselves on leaving our DCs at home with DSis! And the car smelt quite nice. So far so good.

Another tiger mauling later and the tree is in the house. The hall and kitchen are in disarray, covered in needles and mud like the car. We look for a saw to cut the tree to size. This only takes about 45 minutes. Cutting 6" off the bottom of the tree takes another 45 minutes. Then it turns out that's not enough so another bit has to come off. Another 45 minutes. Then a few low branches need to come off.

Finally the new stand is filled with water and the tree is ceremonially inserted. Ta dah!!

We observe it looks a bit, well, drunk. Efforts are made to rectify the wonkiness with minimal results. That's the trouble with the natural world - symmetry is not always what it could be. DH and I engage in a superficially lighthearted discussion about all the other trees each of us wanted apart from this one which were vetoed by the other party.

Eventually decorating commences. And it does look lovely. We congratulate ourselves, bandage our scratches, hoover the hall, mop the floors, book the car in for a valet and retire exhausted to bed.

Coming down the next morning, the anticipated Christmas tree smell is, well, absent. Never mind, the tree looks great, and it's REAL.

I observe that we have without thinking put the tree in the same place we always put the artificial one. Why wouldn't we? Er because it's next to a radiator? Oh well we can't move it now can we . . . ?

After a couple of days we notice a LOT of needles. And a smell. But not that lovely pine needle smell. No, it's more of a stagnant water smell. The water has gone green and is ponging. What a shame there is no BFG to hand to lift the tree out of the water for the 90 seconds it would take for me to empty the water out and re-fill it. We have no choice but to put up with it.

By Christmas Day our living room is adorned with our festive Christmas Stick. Yet enough needles remain for me to still shriek "get away from the tree!" in an armed-and-dangerous fashion every time anyone gets within two feet of the thing.

After Christmas we cut the tree up to burn on the open fire. In past years I always loved this because the needles would fizz in the flames. Sadly, not enough needles remain for even this small amount of viewing pleasure.

The next year the artificial tree is back in its rightful place. Where it should be.

CruCru · 03/11/2016 18:23

We always have a real tree. We had a (horrid) fake one when I was growing up and I hope I'll always have a real one.

It comes from a local place and, once we're done with it, we put it through the garden shredder. Then it goes on the garden.

previously1474907171 · 03/11/2016 18:24

I grew up with a real tree every year, it was the same one and was planted back in the garden afterwards. It was still there when my parents had died and I sold the family home although after I had moved out they changed to an artificial one.

I never bought a real tree, was given one once and the mess was terrible even though it was a no-drop tree and had roots, the poor thing died. I had no way of saving it and it was such a waste.

I hate the way they are chopped off with no roots these days and dumped for recycling, but also not keen on fake ones. Must add that I stopped doing Christmas a few years ago so it is no longer a problem.

TheHobbitMum · 03/11/2016 18:24

We have a posh Xmas tree we bought in the January sales one year for £5 :D But along with the environmental aspect of a real tree I Can't be arsed cleaning up the needles, the dog/cat would have a field day, makes DD asthma bad (plus brother when he comes to visit) and too expensive every year. For us it'll always be a fake tree and I buy the pine scented bars/cones things to get the smell in the house

Musicinthe00ssucks · 03/11/2016 18:29

We got a 7 foot one from Tesco a couple of years ago. It looks really beautiful when decorated. We don't have a real one because I don't fancy dealing with pine needles and we have got quite young DDs still.

alltouchedout · 03/11/2016 18:31

I fucking hate the idea of chopping down a tree to use for decoration for a week or two and then chucking it away, that's why.

toomuchtooold · 03/11/2016 18:33

We live in the fucking Schwarzwald so the environmental impact of cutting down a fir tree doesn't seem that bad to me but last year we got ours halfway through bloody November and it smelled really fusty by the time we threw it out. Horrible. I'd be quite happy with an artificial one but DH is a snob and won't agree Grin

SparklesandBangs · 03/11/2016 18:37

Not read the whole thread

  1. Because I'm allergic to real firs and struggle to be on the same floor let alone the same room.
  2. We had one growing up, at least my DP house is very large and draughty so my reaction was less than in a compact modern home.
  3. I have cats who climb and a real tree would be needleless by Christmas Eve
  4. I'm not hoovering every day and I don't want ingrowing pine needles
CruCru · 03/11/2016 18:37

Out of nosiness - those of you who find the needles drop, when do you put yours up?

SpecialStains · 03/11/2016 18:40

We have a potted Christmas tree. It's survived a couple of years, and the cat likes to sit underneath it when it rains.

I never had a real one growing up, so love the one I have now!

HellsBellsnBucketsofBlood · 03/11/2016 18:41

I dislike the smell and the endless needle dropping. And the cat would piss on a real one.

Instead I have a lovely Tesco job, which would have cost £25 had I not been given it free anyway, which stores well, looks great, doesn't require me to lug a large lump of dying tree home from somewhere (never convenient), and causes me no worries.

PandoraMole · 03/11/2016 18:41

I grew up with a fake tree so it's never seemed weird to me to not have a real one.

I've worked at places that have had real trees and tbh they always strike me as an expensive pita.

This is my current artificial tree - it's a 7 footer bought 2 years ago from The Range for about £80 iirc. It's got individual branches so a bit if a faff to assemble but once it's done, it's done. I make an evening of it with Christmas music/movies and lots of mulled wine!

To ask those who have artificial Christmas Trees...why?
To ask those who have artificial Christmas Trees...why?
StStrattersOfMN · 03/11/2016 18:41
  1. Because we used to have 3 cats.
  2. Because we used to have 4 dogs.
  3. Because I feel sorry for the trees.
  4. They make me wheeze.
Feilin · 03/11/2016 18:44

It bothers me that trees are cut down for Xmas. My hubs is allergic to it no doubt (he's allergic to everythingHmm ) but the first reason with preferably no bells on.

LadyCallandraDaviot · 03/11/2016 18:52

If anyone is around Sheffield, this is a way to get rid of a real tree for a good cause
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jellyshoeswithdiamonds · 03/11/2016 18:53

Had a real tree in hubby's rented flat, it was a nightmare shedding worse than our spaniel.

For our first xmas in our first house we bought ourselves a fake tree, not cheap at the time, we got one that would sit in our bay window (up out of the way so the cat couldn't swing from it).

We still use the same tree, its 23 years old. It's older than both my kids Blush.

Last year dd (17yo) voiced that we should get a new tree, I'm attached now, the cat has passed away but I still need a tree up out of the way from the dog. Both kids used to decorate it with their homemade efforts. It just fits here with us. I even forgave it losing a branch. Yeah its a bit ropey but with a shed-full of lights on it looks really lovely and brings back so many memories.

corythatwas · 03/11/2016 18:54

If you live in a cold part of the country, a used Christmas tree is very good for protecting the roses in January/February.

icelollycraving · 03/11/2016 18:59

Always had real trees before. I adore the smell. Two Christmas' ago dh bought me a blonde Persian cat who has a bit of a thing for water. He kept slurping the water & it made his face manky.
I got a fake one last year. It looks good,no mess & nothing to go to the tip after Christmas,

Rollonbedtime7pm · 03/11/2016 19:02

My 6ft fake was £30 from Asda 11 years ago and it's still going strong - the cost per year is amazing!

Like others have said, the branches bend so can bend the back ones to get it closer to the wall so it fits better.

I also prefer it's shape - I hate those real ones where they're all fat at the bottom and no branches at the top! Confused

Chrisinthemorning · 03/11/2016 19:03

It's cheaper. We spent £100 on a decent artificial tree 9 years ago and still use it.
It makes decorating easier because it's fairly uniform. It goes look nice.
No needle drop. Nothing to have to get rid of after Christmas.
I do quite fancy a real tree sometime though, I've never had one.

WeeM · 03/11/2016 19:05

I always had a real tree growing up but I can't persuade my dh to get one-I have tried to mention it again this year but no luck so far! We did get a nice one in dobbies Jan sale a few years ago and it is a nice tree so I can see it prob would be a bit of a waste of money to get a real one.

Sugarlightly · 03/11/2016 19:17

Honestly - affordable real trees don't look great(always lopsided or scruffy at the top)! And once decorated, don't look much different

Heatherjayne1972 · 03/11/2016 19:18

Something very odd about having a tree inside - trees should be outside
Plus I'm tight and lazy
Rarely buy new decorations either

Threepumpkins · 03/11/2016 19:31

Because DS and I are both allergic to real ones