Dicks at safari parks...?

[QueenArseClangers]

At a lovely kid's party at the local safari park we got chatting to the lady giving the minibus tour.
Apparently, virtually every day, the keepers have to stop/tell people to not open their windows or get out in the enclosures

Are people really this ignorant? The staff said they often have to convince visitors that getting out of their vehicles to pet/feed the animals is not a good idea and the lions are NOT tame like domestic cats!
Aibu to be rather gobsmacked at the frequency of dickish behaviour like this?

At Jersey Zoo there was a group teasing the silverback gorilla - he became crosser & crosser & started throwing lumps of poo very accurately. One woman got it in her bushy, curly hair & started wailing & crying - she had been doing most of the teasing

Sorry but the female tapirs photo made me laugh so hard I actually died and someone needs to make the dinner for tonight as my husband's boss is coming over. Thanks. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😮🍆🍌

Love the female tapir.

Rhinos have a fairly prehensile appendage too...

Alas, alack and a-Loris* I have no animal penis pictures to share :(

Now I know what is missing from my life

• family saying, which is now I come to think of it, a bit odd.

lol wasn't there a monkey sex complaint thread a while ago on here?

Re this intellectual discussion:

Did you know an elephant's penis weighs about 60lb
So I'm equivalent to 2 elephant penises ....

Interesting saying Miscellaneous

Especially as there is a sort of monkey/lemur/sloth thingy called a Loris .. .

(rushes off to find Loris-willie pictures)