Take meat intended for pan.
Smear pesto (red or green) on plate.
Slap meat around plate. Turn. Slap around some more.
Remember the breadcrumbs/polenta. Discover you forgot to buy either. Attack packets of crackers nobody likes, hence long term existence in cupboard. Pour crumbs (and occasional chunks) of post bashing crackers on new plate.
Slap pesto covered meat around plate of crumbs. Turn and slap some more.
Hunt frying pan. Exhibit extreme lack of patience while frying pan heats. Plonk meat in pan. Eye suspiciously. Turn. More eyeing suspiciously.
Try to guess if cooked through.
Give up. Remove one, cut in thickest part to check for pink. Put back and sulk that one lump of meat looks mangled before it even hits the plate.
Repeat a few times until all lumps of meat look like the cat got at them due to pinkness checking.
Serve.
Bonafide Italian recipe.
Except MIL's looked perfect, rather than subject to mangling by cat.