To think some people deserve a place in hell?

[Artandco]

Such as the women who was eating eggs at 8.30am during rush hour on the packed district line tube.
Upgraded the smell from sweat and germs, to sweat, germs and sulphuric eggs

Laura that is so . Somebody should have thrown something at him. God, I feel like vomiting on your behalf.

What is wrong with these people?

Late night trains out of big city to my small town are always full of people eating burgers, kebabs, other takeaways, and the fumes combine with the smell of the alcohol they drank before they got their food...Realise they are all tired, hungry etc., but I sometimes stand in the bit between carriages rather than sit because the smell is so overpowering. Don't wish them hell, but maybe severe indigestion and insomnia when they get home.

See i have experienced egg on a train too. Guy was in full work our gear, smelling sweaty, did some lunges (just to spread the smell around I suppose) and then ate the eggs wandering up and down the carriage.

Usually have loads of respect for anyone who bothers to exercise but this really screamed 'i am such a precious exercising flower that I must do my lunges and consume my protein within the 15 mins Men's Health mag advises me, no matter who I inconvenience.'

Oh god i feel ill thinking about thag

We were in London in August and some fucker from the bowels of Satan was eating a 6-pack of Scampi Fries on the tube. I wanted to die. The DCs sat there going "it smells so fishy on here, why can I smell the sea?" and the perpetrator didn't even look sorry!

Hamsters! 😂😂😂😂😂

"Eggs on a train"

The horrifying sequel to "Snakes on a Plane", babyapril!!

May I add...

Flossing teeth on the train with one of those little plastic floss stick things. Flinging bits of plaque across the carriage. (vommage)

Standing in the aisle and farting in other seated commuters faces.

Talking very loudly on the phone about all manner of details about your private life. No one is impressed...shut up.

Have you ever smelled actual sulphuric eggs?

Eggs smell like extra rancid farts Lweji, that's the important point.

Absolutely pissing myself at the hamsters

We need a "things seen on the tube" thread!

I worked for a large European quango. My boss decided it would be good for him to eat raw garlic for breakfast E.V.E.R.Y. S.I.N.G.L.E. D.A.Y. It got so bad that other staff would not come to our offices and would take detours so that they didn't even have to pass the door. He loved pronouncing the health benefits. The smell would linger past lunch time. I was a few months pregnant at the time and associate the smell of garlic (which I used to love) with nausea and a slight sense of shame. Eating at an Italian restaurant has never been the same.

Worst thing I ever saw was on the Paris metro in the summer (at a station). Sitting down and picked up a scent...sniffed about felt a bit (sick) looked down and under the bench saw AN ENORMOUS AND VERY REAL POO.

Vom vom vom.....

Late night trains out of big city to my small town are always full of people eating burgers, kebabs, other takeaways, and the fumes combine with the smell of the alcohol they drank before they got their food.

Why does getting bladdered never make people fancy an apple? It's always something swimming in grease and unspeakably repellent to anyone who isn't actually consuming it!

(Have to admit it - I'm the same. Never have a couple of pints and then think . . . "Mmmmm! I could murder a yoghourt . . . ")

SDTG