To think if you've been asleep for an hour you forfeit the rights to the TV?

[MaddyHatter]

DH was watching something and fell asleep. Its now been about an hour he's been snoring and i just turned the channel over.

he woke up and moaned he was watching something.

AIBU to tell him if he's going to keep falling asleep, he doesn't get to hog the TV to sleep too?

(i know im not, but i'm fishing for sympathy for the fact my saturday night involves NO conversation and listening to him fucking snoring because he refuses to go do it in bed)

Aaaannd he's already nodding...

DH passes out with a death grip on the remote nightly. I'm not bothered unless something horribly violent comes on (I'm looking at you, Scorcese) whereupon I'll change it to a music channel.

I have a universal remote app on my phone

i pissed him off quoting bits at him the last time

Haha!

If he's nodding off again that would be it for me.

'Go to bed the remote is now mine'

DH does this every fucking night. Drives me mad. I give him 5 minutes while I fetch a cuppa and switch it over.

He also squeaks and grinds his teeth rather than snore. He's lucky he is still alive tbh.

Dad does this, and the rewind trick since they got sky plus. The key is to flick the channel up one then straight back again occasionally if you don't change it completely. DM only does it with repeats but he is obsessed with the same five WW2 programmes he has "never seen" and those sweary gold hunting people so I don't blame her.

He also puts on something crap and vanishes up the garden for an hour or more then starts having a go if the channel was changed. How can you watch something if you are not even in the building the TV is?

Does anyone else get them keeping the remote on their leg or right next to them and constantly patting it or moving it eeever so slightly? Just in case ninjas have stolen it I assume.

We should send them all off to an island with one TV and one remote.

It would be like Lord of the Flies.

Another one here. Last night it was a crappy war movie at volume 100000000. I just switch off and go to bed!

DH does this in front of the football. The day is structured around him being back in the house in time to watch it, we're all sorted I have a glass of wine cup of tea and the papers to get through 90 minutes of tedium, he settles down to watch. Sometimes he's asleep before 5 minutes are over. Aaaarghh!!
I give it 5 minutes, definitely not an hour.

Taylia Sat 22-Oct-16 22:10:54

Usually my DH will then wake up and rewind the program he was watching and I end up having to watch it again. Pisses me off if he then falls asleep again.

Watched the same bit of program 4 times once

No, No, No. Once maybe, but 4 times? Not a chance in our house. If people fall asleep they lose the right to watch the programme they put on.