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To fancy Pete Doherty though I am an old married woman?

100 replies

MissWillaCather · 13/10/2016 19:46

Just that really. Idly dream of running off to a debauched life of drugs and rock and roll 😀

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MrsPeterDoherty · 13/10/2016 23:54

He scrubs up well! And he didn't kill Mark Blanco

To fancy Pete Doherty though I am an old married woman?
Imstickingwiththisone · 13/10/2016 23:56

I used to love Pete Doherty so much but makes me think of Arya Stark too much now. Its uncanny, anyone agree?

Spookybitch · 13/10/2016 23:59

Pete Doherty looks like he would stink of piss. Urgh.

bloodyteenagers · 14/10/2016 00:12

Think some of you need to get yourself to the opticians. He looks dirty. His teeth, omg, his teeth. Who cares he's tall. He still needs a good scrub.
This place amazes me sometimes. Threads about blokes not washing for weeks on end, lots of eew that dirty bastard.. Yet a famous dirty bastard and people want to fuck him..

SpaceUnicorn · 14/10/2016 00:27

Urgh.

Nowt wrong with fancying someone other than your spouse.

Everything wrong with fancying PD. He looks so clammy 😖

SpaceUnicorn · 14/10/2016 00:30

Yet a famous dirty bastard and people want to fuck him..

But those people are in a definite minority.

I'm a bit annoyed now because thanks to this thread PD is going to be my final thought before sleep Sad

brittabot · 14/10/2016 01:01

I think the posters with tales to tell should tell the tales!

hoolahoola · 14/10/2016 01:13

Peter Doherty is perfect to me. I was utterly obsessed as a teenager, and from all this gushing I clearly still am! I've seen him play a few times myself, the first time I was a heaping mess of tears. First poster of a boy on my bedroom wall... sigh.

I'm happy he's clean now but the post-heroin belly he's currently sporting definitely isn't cool GrinGrin

I feel the same about Macauley Culkin though (seen that one in the flesh too). Why are famous junkies so appealing?

DownWithThisSortaThing · 14/10/2016 07:39

Macauley Culkin?! Really?
I don't see the appeal with famous junkies, sorry. It's unpleasant watching people with lots of money, fans, and no limits start to spiral out of control with no one to stop them and publicly self-destruct. It was awful with Amy Winehouse and when she died.

I saw Babyshambles in about 2009 and Pete was pretty much unable to do the gig. He was a complete jibbering mess. Afterwards, a friend of mine worked in the hotel they stayed in and asked for Pete's autograph, and he cut himself and wrote it in blood. I gave up interest in him/them about then.
I'm surprised he's still alive tbh.

celeste83 · 14/10/2016 07:51

He defintely scrubs up well, i've seen other model shoots of him and he looks great, then the next time i see him he looks like a homeless person again Hmm he's very talented however and very muh underated as a songwriter and poet so i can definitely see the appeal. Awful parent role model however.

FancyPuffin · 14/10/2016 09:28

I wouldn't let him touch me if his hands were made out of water and I was on fire Envy

He's like vagina kryptonite.

In fairness he probably wouldn't want to hump me either

SpaceUnicorn · 14/10/2016 09:30

Why are famous junkies so appealing?

They're not Confused

MuseumOfCurry · 14/10/2016 09:35

Oh my god.

No.

MuseumOfCurry · 14/10/2016 09:35

He's like vagina kryptonite.

Yes!

liz70 · 14/10/2016 09:39

Tasty, tasty, very very tasty.

Then again...

To fancy Pete Doherty though I am an old married woman?
MorrisZapp · 14/10/2016 09:41

I got excited when I saw him in an airport once.

But it was actually Jamie Cullum.

YvaineStormhold · 14/10/2016 09:43

Fattest heroin addict I've ever seen. Looks like he's been mainlining Trex.

WellErrr · 14/10/2016 10:08

If I could sail the good ship Albion back to the very early Libertines years I would have. Not now though! Poor sod.

WellErrr · 14/10/2016 10:17

Having read about Mark Blanco I retract the 'poor sod' Angry

MitzyLeFrouf · 14/10/2016 10:31

Cute baby faced 20 something men never really age well. They just end up looking a bit gnome-y. Like Mark Owen.

And in Pete's case a sweaty drug addled gnome. Plus all the earnest sixth form poetry. No thanks!

(I do see the appeal in a wild and free rockstar though)

MitzyLeFrouf · 14/10/2016 10:32

I suppose he'd be a very tall gnome though..................

MadameDePomPom · 14/10/2016 17:02

Don't do drugs kids.

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Zaphodsotherhead · 14/10/2016 17:10

Oh god, he looks like DD2's ex! I KNEW he reminded me of someone!

Good job I didn't realise at the time, I might have put my foot in it massively (her ex is a lovely guy and not the least junkie)

SomeDaysIDontGiveAMonkeys · 15/10/2016 01:11

Ewwwww he's gross.

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