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to fancy the pants of Louis Theroux?

127 replies

rosecreams · 03/10/2016 17:46

He's just so dreamy, its like someone took an account of everything rosecreams likes in a man and then made him to order, yummy!

Too bad he's married with a couple of kids (and that he used to hang out with Jimmy Savile) but still ...swoon!

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AnyFucker · 03/10/2016 20:48

There is fun in the sullying, non ?

dibdobs · 03/10/2016 20:50

He is the spitting image of my husband who I'm now separated from so I don't fancy Louis anymore lol

Nakatomi · 03/10/2016 20:51

Give AnyFucker the weekend with Louis and I'm sure she'll have him sullied by the Sunday afternoon, EllenDegenerate!

EllenDegenerate · 03/10/2016 20:53

Only in sullying the young ones AF Wink
Louis has over a decade on me, he's too long in the tooth to have such an air of the choir boy.

Plus, he doesn't look like Michael Hutchence.

Yes that's how high the bar is!

EllenDegenerate · 03/10/2016 20:54

Louis and AFs Wild Weekends.

There's a ready named docu waiting to be made Grin

rosecreams · 03/10/2016 20:56

I love Mark Kermode but I don't fancy him. Robert Peston is another matter though, delish! I often get told my OH is like a younger Robert Peston so I think I must have a type myself!

I actually have a higher opinion of Max B after that story about his bum and the £100 tip what a nice guy!

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MargotLovedTom · 03/10/2016 20:58

Ooh pass on his details will you dibdobs? Wink

I'm pleased to hear there was nothing salacious about Cheggers AnyFucker. I think that would be the final nail in the coffin of our childhood memories if Cheggers was revealed to be a nasty, dirty fucker!

Nakatomi · 03/10/2016 21:00

I love how his bum rates higher for you than the £100 tip, it's the same for me too! Grin

I've been dining out on that story for years. That one and the time Dougie from McFly snogged me in a nightclub. God, I sound like such a bike don't I!

Nakatomi · 03/10/2016 21:01

I'm glad I'm not the only Peston fan. The way he sits with his shirts unbuttoned on the news is pure filth.

123rd · 03/10/2016 21:01

Ah, my kind of people. Louis and Jeremy Vine. Men you can talk to and lust after

VanellopeVonSchweetz99 · 03/10/2016 21:02

YANBU
(coincidently he is v similar to DH)
the Smarts = big leg spreader

Themoleandcrew · 03/10/2016 21:04

Glad I'm not alone. Louis is totally on my freebie list. Everyone I've ever met in real life thinks I'm mad.

Oly5 · 03/10/2016 21:06

I've always fancied the pants off Louis Theroux

EllenDegenerate · 03/10/2016 21:06

JEREMY VINE?!?
He looks like Lembit Opik's younger brother!

Good God 123 Shock

Nakatomi · 03/10/2016 21:08

Can I add the bloke off Criminal Minds to this weird crush list? I'm not sure what his name is, he has longish hair in it, think he plays Spencer Reid in it. He is pure sex. I should probably learn his name.

LurkingHusband · 03/10/2016 21:09
PatMullins · 03/10/2016 21:17

Jeremy Vine?

No no no. You take that back Shock

EnglishGirlApproximately · 03/10/2016 21:21

Love Louis 😊 Are all of you Louis fans equally enamoured with Simon Reeve? I think they're a similar type - tall, slim, well spoken, a bit nerdy.

Nakatomi · 03/10/2016 21:23

If you could get Simon into a pair of glasses and a nice jumper I'd be more interested, although he's definitely hot! I like Nigel Slater too [sighs]

UnderTheGreenwoodTree · 03/10/2016 21:26

YANBU. I also think he's marvellous. Intelligent, lovely, and wears glasses. I really fancy men that wear glasses. Harrison Ford/Indiana Jones in his glasses...mmmm.

Marylou2 · 03/10/2016 21:26

I can understand the whole loving Louis thing but I've always adored his dad. He's my absolute favourite author.Without doubt the best travel writer there is. I can see where Louis gets his charm and intellect from.

EnglishGirlApproximately · 03/10/2016 21:26

Nooo, Nigel Slater is a step too far!

UnderTheGreenwoodTree · 03/10/2016 21:26

Ahem, not all* men.

Nakatomi · 03/10/2016 21:43

I'm sorry but Nigel Slater is amazing. I'll fight to the death over this. Mind you, one of my mates at work thinks Paul Hollywood is fit so I think we all have our little weird crushes.

MsRinky · 03/10/2016 21:43

EnglishGirl I was just reading through the thread thinking I would let everyone else share Louis if I can have Simon Reeve instead, he's lovely.

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