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to fancy the pants of Louis Theroux?

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rosecreams · 03/10/2016 17:46

He's just so dreamy, its like someone took an account of everything rosecreams likes in a man and then made him to order, yummy!

Too bad he's married with a couple of kids (and that he used to hang out with Jimmy Savile) but still ...swoon!

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AnyFucker · 03/10/2016 19:48

Max B is 5ft 10 ?

rosecreams · 03/10/2016 19:50

I've just had a thought that poor Louis wife probably comes on here or at least has a friend that does and will find out about this thread. Hope she doesn't mind us all ogling her husband. Soz Mrs T we're harmless really!

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AnyFucker · 03/10/2016 19:50

Tell us, Nak

I'll tell you my Keith Chegwin story if you do Smile

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summerholsdreamin · 03/10/2016 19:52

I so would Wink

AnyFucker · 03/10/2016 19:53

I must be thinking of someone else then, Navy. I had it in my head he was about 5ft 6

Nakatomi · 03/10/2016 19:53

Basically, I was working in a hotel part-time at the time when I was at uni in Manchester. I was doing my rounds when I heard someone shout me from round the corner. It was Max Beesley, entirely naked with a newspaper covering his you-know-what. I had to let him back in his room! He'd apparently stepped out to get the paper and the door shut behind him. I didn't even know who he was at the time until someone told me he'd just done a film with Mariah Carey. When I was cleaning his room the next morning there was a £100 tip for me, which was lovely.

PandoNoPants · 03/10/2016 19:54

I had an operation 2 weeks ago. All I did during my recovery is binge watch Louis on Netflix.

Definitely helped Grin ..but now I've run out!

DonaldStott · 03/10/2016 19:54

Yanbu. Me and my sisters all lurrrrve him.

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Amethyst81 · 03/10/2016 19:57

I seem to be in the minority here but I find him a bit sly and smarmy, definitely not sexy. I'm now wondering what I'm missing?

Nakatomi · 03/10/2016 19:57

NavyandWhite

To be fair, it was an excellent bum. Not that I've kept the mental image in my mind or anything.

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Patapouf · 03/10/2016 20:12

Love love love love love him.

Gutted that he's married! not that I am too or anything

papayasareyum · 03/10/2016 20:14

I find bookish bespectacled, clever men very sexy. I also fancy Mark Kermode for similar reasons to Louis Theroux (and am I the only one who wonders if he hangs out with Jen and Justin as he's related?)

Nakatomi · 03/10/2016 20:18

Oh god, I have that Kermode attraction too. It's getting to the point where I consider Robert Peston to be quite attractive. I think it's definitely my "thing" at this point, which is baffling because my DP looks nothing like them!

AnyFucker · 03/10/2016 20:21

Yep, Mark Kermode too

I like clever but self deprecating men. Aroogant boneheads don't do it for me.

BoreOfWhabylon · 03/10/2016 20:27

I also share the Louis love. But not Jarvis.

And now want to hear about AF and Keith Chegwin

AnyFucker · 03/10/2016 20:29

Cheggers interviewed me on the radio when I was 8

Sorry it's not more salacious Grin

BoreOfWhabylon · 03/10/2016 20:32
Oysterbabe · 03/10/2016 20:33

Yanbu. I definitely would.

Nakatomi · 03/10/2016 20:34

Oh come on AnyFucker I was hoping you at least saw Cheggers' arse. I'm disappointed now! Grin

Actually, I remember seeing him in Naked Jungle, so maybe not.

AnyFucker · 03/10/2016 20:35

Heh

EllenDegenerate · 03/10/2016 20:44

YABU.

He is not sexy, I am appreciative of his work but sadly not his physical form.
Very nice man but he's a little too unsullied for my liking.