Can I just introduce Hullygully as inbred?

[HoneyDragon]

I witnessed an explanation today that cross breeds are the better bred dogs now and that's why they are more popular.

Now I'm not doggist. As long as no dogs were harmed in the making of your dog than I'm cool and groovy.

But as Pedigrees are now sneered at as inferior canines, can I change the description?

Because Hullygully is a shining and VERY MUCH SPEYED example of what happens when stupid people breed dogs for a fast buck. So it's technically apt, right?

I knew someone with a cat called Thomas William Williamson. Great name.

I also knew a snake called colin.

Was about to post that I know a Horse named Derek. But he's called something else insteead

Honeydragon I feel sorry for the residents of your household. First the baby. Then the dog...

I met a daschund called Derek in the pub. The other one was called Alan.

Is hullygully the MNer still around? I disappeared from MN for about two years and now barely recognise the place

I had a dog called Brian once. Until
It turned out he was pregnant. Then she became Brianna and moved to Germany.

Oooohhhhhh. That's buggered my theory of why chose that name. I thought it was coz HullyGully was yo bitch.

Another of life's questions answered.

Seneca thank you so much for the link. I had to hide under the quilt so I didn't wake up DC with my laughing.

I knew (rode) a horse called Steve

Suited him

HoneyDragon your very being offends me

Your dog is too doggy - that offends me too.

Plus I am allergic to dogs so I find this post discrimination towards me.

You bitch.

I had a dish called derek.

Are we going to discuss the use of the word 'bitchplop'?

I love it. I need it in my life.

KingJoffrey, that particular bitchplop makes Zombie wonder if MN is a place she wants to continue to frequent.

oh it is one of those threads that only 'special' people understand.

< bitchplops in >

"Hello, is that the RSPCA emergency hotline ? "
"Right, well, a notorious Mumsnet poster rimmed her defenceless little pup"

Yes, I know, disgraceful den of depravity, that place < sucks teeth >

"THEN while its little arse was still puckered in trauma, she used the poor little tyke as a sandwich filling"

"You must stop her before she escalates and molests the pedigree guinea pigs"
Will noone think of the poor little piggies ?

My dog is shih zhu/ jack russell cross.

DP loves telling people that we've got a jack shit.

Um Ada. It's not that complicated. OP named her dog after a poster on here who now doesn't post much (at all?). That's all there is to it.

I do love Hullygully with her bread ruff. She looks very resigned to your antics, but then, I suppose that's what a surprise rimming does to you.

honey dragon you cracked me up

breadface dog
we are all happy in the winchester house over bread face dog

" Um Ada. It's not that complicated "

Um Doggity it might not be complicated but you remind me of a load of bitches at school having their in joke that nobody else understands.
Just saying.

Ada I have not been here long under this username. I change regularly and I don't "know" anyone but I do recognise and remember certain things. Oh but thanks for saying I remind you of a bitch. I'm sure that will help you make friends on here.

So, just to summarise:

We aren't allowed to get to know other posters over several years.

We must never, ever, EVER refer to anything that more recent joiners weren't here to witness for themselves.

If we infringe those "rules" we are bitches.

Does that about sum it up?

Signed: Disgusted of MN.

I posted a funny joke a few pages back despite not knowing anyone here. N o one otld me to piss off.
Either join in, or join a different thread or start your own.