To start the SIXTEENTH thread that no one responds to?

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Blue let's move slowly. The next person to start the next thread should start it in Chat and then we each slowly move our threads into chat as and when. There's 15,000 posts to move, you know

Why aren't we in the Daily Mail?

Can we ask MNHQ to move our previous threads across to chat?

Shhhush don't give fail ideas.

So next thread starts in chat. Shall we just ask mumsnet to move the first 16 threads when they get chance? Or are you planning on asking for one at a time?

Aidey baby agrees with the founder

That knob in the yogurt pot thread will definitely be in the Fail. Mind you it's hilarious!

I will be done for murder shortly.... Will that get us in the DM?!

Fecking kids. Fecking bedtime. Feck fuck feck aaaarrrrggghhhhh

Yoghurt pot thread?

Here it is but make sure you've had a wee because you'll laugh so much
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2731131-Oh-Jesus-DP-is-sat-with-his-knob-in-a-cup-of-yogurt?msgid=63595457#63595457

but make sure you've had a wee because you'll laugh so much

Just that made me laugh

I read that the other day and didn't post because it's definitely daily fail material. Makes you wonder if they start some of these threads.

xmas My sympathies but wait until they're teens.!

Xmas breath deep and slow. You can't kill DC only inlaws (according to mn jury) so breath in 1, 2, 3 and out 1, 2, 3

Blue my pelvic floor is knackered.

being people are being so mean about the 13yr old. The mom was awful snooping and then posting without permission. No wonder its turned into a bitch fest.

Mines OK unlike the rest of my pelvis after DD.

Blue, I know! I thought the mum was wrong but she has said many times that DD didn't mind so I moved on from that unlike many others They were just awful about the writing though.

Trouble is Portia..........it will bring a shitload of trolls and dodgy fuckers here like it did last time.

Agree I don't snoop on dd.
I stop reading that thread when a reference to having a baby young and being anorexic was made. I was pg young and still have probs eating. I may post to say that but not sure whether too. I

Helena d' you mean penis beaker?

Yes But they are easy to spot

Portia, I didn't actually read the DD's work because I got a bit bored. My response made no reference to the actual piece but of the huge focus on grammar over creativity.

I'm hoping the views expressed by the DD were just fictional. The OP said her DD wanted to make the reader dislike the character at first but grow to like them as the story went on.

Yes agree it was funny but went viral and brought all kinds of twats here
I was posting earlier about people putting their phone numbers on tinternet, just why? Then they moan about being sent dick pics.
Having said that I once went out with someone I thought was ok because he didn't have roaming hands. Then he sent me a dick pic which was hilarious as it wasn't a pretty sight. I sent him a text back saying if that's all you've got to offer fuck off!
Funnily I didn't hear from him again

Penis beaker was why I joined mumsnet!

I hadn't heard of penis beaker until I was already here.

Then he sent me a dick pic which was hilarious as it wasn't a pretty sight. I sent him a text back saying if that's all you've got to offer fuck off!

I admire your gumption. Hopefully put him off ever doing it again.

Being I only read a bit but never mind Its best ignored if its hitting home. I didn't want to get upset by reading more so came back on here