'New York: America's Busiest City'
HOLD ME BACK. That is so up my street. Set a series link, get DS down early, make a cup of tea and sit down to enjoy...
A sub-Countryfile mess that even rent a smile presenters cannot save. Yes, indeed BBC. What people really want to know about the urban reality of his fabled town is how many apples they get through - and where they are grown.
Can we also get to see a huge deserted field? That really gives us an insight into the New York food markets.
No, for my money I don't want to see New Yorkers eating, working or opening their lives for us. I want to see ex Blue Peter presenters 'learning' how to pick fruit.
I wonder how much these international shows cost to film. I could create more compelling telly using my phone, a bus ticket and a slice of pizza.