...to wish DH would keep his morning wood to himself?!

[Niggit]

Mainly at weekends when I don't have to get up early. I'll stumble to the loo for an early pee, still half asleep and looking forward to snuggling back down again for another hour or two, but as soon as I'm back in bed, there he is, wriggling against my back and prodding me in the kidneys.

I swear, one of these mornings I'm going to snap it off and attack him with the soggy end.

light I think the same but sounds like a lot of spoon shagging is going on so no breath sharing

I love sleepy morning sex, I think it's a great way to start the day. I'd be miffed if my OH didn't feel the same way.

newmum, yes!!

Urgh, the hopeful prod. Piss off. I'm still mostly asleep, want to sleep some more and really really don't feel like sex. I am not suddenly going to be change my mind and be overwhelmed with lustful enthusiasm by being prodded. If at first you don't succeed (and the hopeful prod method of seduction has never succeeded with me), give up.

I'm a morning sex person as well. Much more enjoyable. Too tired at night.

But how annoying if you're not and just want to sleep!

Tell him you're on or pretend to snore that is a massive turn off I don't get much because of it.

You need to say 'Off!' in a stern voice, and spray him with a water bottle.

Sorry everyone, this has made me lol

Nah, too much prep to me done teeth brushing, showering etc and once you've done all that the wood Should've gone away anyway!

YANBU I tell my DP that sticking his rod in my back is not gonna get him what he wants whatever time of day or night it is!
Morning is definatly worse though. Just the thought of morning breath makes me want to be sick
Plus after 8 years together DP knows it's not wise to even speak to me before I have had at least two coffees and been out of bed for at least an hour!
The only time DP ever gets morning sex is if I know he's the one getting up with the DC and I can go back to sleep. And that's only if he has sorted his morning breath out first!

DP doesn't like morning sex so all morning wood is accidental. I actually think it's cute for some weird reason and would like to play with it a little but that annoys him

Other way around in this house. Id quite like a bit of morning action but husband doesn't have as high a drive!

You people are brilliant!! From now on I shall always think of it as "the hopeful prod", and I'm going to put the spray bottle I use for the gecko by my bed tonight. Really cheered me up - thankyou!