...to wish DH would keep his morning wood to himself?!

[Niggit]

Mainly at weekends when I don't have to get up early. I'll stumble to the loo for an early pee, still half asleep and looking forward to snuggling back down again for another hour or two, but as soon as I'm back in bed, there he is, wriggling against my back and prodding me in the kidneys.

I swear, one of these mornings I'm going to snap it off and attack him with the soggy end.

[Niggit]

You people are brilliant!! From now on I shall always think of it as "the hopeful prod", and I'm going to put the spray bottle I use for the gecko by my bed tonight. Really cheered me up - thankyou!

[ScarfForAGiraffe]

Other way around in this house. Id quite like a bit of morning action but husband doesn't have as high a drive!

[Vlier]

DP doesn't like morning sex so all morning wood is accidental. I actually think it's cute for some weird reason and would like to play with it a little but that annoys him

[Bexta147]

YANBU I tell my DP that sticking his rod in my back is not gonna get him what he wants whatever time of day or night it is!
Morning is definatly worse though. Just the thought of morning breath makes me want to be sick
Plus after 8 years together DP knows it's not wise to even speak to me before I have had at least two coffees and been out of bed for at least an hour!
The only time DP ever gets morning sex is if I know he's the one getting up with the DC and I can go back to sleep. And that's only if he has sorted his morning breath out first!

[shrunkenhead]

Nah, too much prep to me done teeth brushing, showering etc and once you've done all that the wood Should've gone away anyway!

[FoundFreedom]

Sorry everyone, this has made me lol

[NovemberInDailyFailLand]

You need to say 'Off!' in a stern voice, and spray him with a water bottle.

[Sunshineonacloudyday]

Tell him you're on or pretend to snore that is a massive turn off I don't get much because of it.

[ThroughThickAndThin01]

I'm a morning sex person as well. Much more enjoyable. Too tired at night.

But how annoying if you're not and just want to sleep!

[powershowerforanhour]

Urgh, the hopeful prod. Piss off. I'm still mostly asleep, want to sleep some more and really really don't feel like sex. I am not suddenly going to be change my mind and be overwhelmed with lustful enthusiasm by being prodded. If at first you don't succeed (and the hopeful prod method of seduction has never succeeded with me), give up.

[Niggit]

newmum, yes!!

[CafeCremeEtCroissant]

I love sleepy morning sex, I think it's a great way to start the day. I'd be miffed if my OH didn't feel the same way.

[SpookyPotato]

light I think the same but sounds like a lot of spoon shagging is going on so no breath sharing

[newmumwithquestions]

Morning breath never used to bother me.... Which suggests that I was the one with worse breath and just couldn't smell it 😳
Now we go and do our teeth before morning sex...not very spontaneous but much more pleasant!

However hate hate hate being woken up with prodding wood. To me it just reeks of 'I have wood. You must wake up and deal with it'. I refuse out of principle.

[LightTheLampNotTheRat]

I wish I could see the appeal of morning sex. But - morning breath? Just no. Isn't that an issue for other people?

[SandyY2K]

swear, one of these mornings I'm going to snap it off and attack him with the soggy end.

Well that's one way to solve the problem.

[Strokethefurrywall]

I used to love morning sex before I had kids. Now generally we have a 5 year old wedged between us (he doesn't start out there, just comes wandering in at some point between 2-5am!) and on the rare occasion that he's not there, I get uncontrollably angry at being woken up when I don't have to be woken.

Whilst generally I get enough sleep, I really don't remember the last time I was able to wake up naturally and of my own volition without a child, dog, alarm or DH waking me up.

Having said all this, I think I may try and revert back to morning sex instead of evening sex, I have far more energy in the mornings!

[acasualobserver]

I place a pillow between my arse and his stiffy - spooning can continue without prodding.

[LongIslandForgottenTea]

Urgh!!! This would bring out full on rage when ex partenr did this, which was 5 times a night what's worse is when he would get up, go to the bathroom and came back with wood and still sporting morning breath that could take out a village.

New partner knows the rules, no morning sex unless I instigate it.

[Vintagegirl1]

I'm with theportlypinup (waves!) - I would have loved it as morning sex is the best but ex dh has health issues that means he doesn't get a woody in the am anymore.

[SpookyPotato]

DP has never had this! Never had morning sex either, he's all sweaty and we both have rank morning breath Keep telling him you don't enjoy it, sleep is precious..

[Niggit]

Ok, mea culpa - yes, this was supposed to be mainly lighthearted. Apologies for any offence caused.

[ClopySow]

Morning snoozy spoon fucks are the best.

[RichardBucket]

I hope this is "lighthearted" (I know, forbidden word on MN!), in which case I'll go away so I'm not being a killjoy.

I was in a relationship with a man who pressured me for sex a lot, and him pushing his erection into my back wasn't at all funny. It made me feel awful, so much that I couldn't relax in my own bed for fear of it starting.

[ThePortlyPinUp]

I'd love it but DH has medication for a heart condition, depression and anxiety and doesn't seem to wake up with wood.