To start the ELEVENTH thread that nobody responds to?

[BeingATwatItsABingThing]

Thread 11. Message to follow.

It was for dd it didn't play the drums even with durex

That is admirable, Blue! Building all that on your due date. Nesting instinct going wild!

Damn auto correct that should say duracell

The thing about the spreadsheet, Blue is that it is ongoing and just gets more and more interesting... I may share a little of it soon but only if you're very polite and respectful to me.

I'm dishing up now so when I come back please somebody tell me who's who and dont bloody name change

better we only got the new house 2weeks before I was due. All my nesting had to be left to last minute

You'll be lucky if the thread's still here, Portia! This one is going very fast! We're practically at 900...

better oh great one, pretty please, will you share the spreadsheet your mystical creation?

Well hopfully I'll find the new one. Whose turn is it?

That's much better, Blue! You just keep that up for another two or three threads and I'll definitely share some snippets with you.

I was joking, Portia! But then, you never know!

Dibs on starting the next one!

Glad to see your enthusiasm, young man!

I actually think it should be my turn, AGL but my brain is very slow and I don't like responsibility....

You just keep that up for another two or three threads and I'll definitely share some snippets with you

Fuck that. I ain't begging for another two or three threads. I'll start throwing my scones (rhymes with cone and has jam first) at you, instead.

Jess just do it. AGL had a turn

You can have it as long as you don't put "THE" in the title, Jess

That's very picky AGL

So it has to be 'A Twelfth Thread....'

Oh, I don't like it already. Am scared. You do it - or what about red?

I can't be trusted with that responsibility, I'm still a child. The dog ate my homework and uhm my mum is going to write me a letter saying I can't do it.

That's fighting talk, Blue.

I'm so with you, red

What about helena

And the word TWELFTH just looks awfully wrong. I don't like the way it looks. It looks suspicious. It's up to no good, you mark my words.

No-one (not even Noone) ever suggests me, I notice. Despite the fact that I have been here since Thread 1! I am obviously the invisible poster...

better. Then it's yours! I just presumed you'd already done one (am a latecomer). You are the shepherdess of these threads! (I'm sure I've spelled that wrong...)