To start the ELEVENTH thread that nobody responds to?

[BeingATwatItsABingThing]

Thread 11. Message to follow.

It's deffo Wednesday. School sent us a cheesy delightful postcard reminding us...

I can make big erections.

Just checking that you hadn't blagged your way through your English Lit degree, Jess.

You've gotta screw it really hard so that the erection stays strong for a long time.

Me too Red you have to sit on them

Otherwise it'll fail and just leave a mess on the floor. And make sure any nuts are nice and tight too.

Sometimds makes a mess on the curtains

I just wanted some bookcases! You know? To hold books.

Those types of books...
You know, with the uhm... pictures.

And not Fifty Shades!

Fifty shades is the most boring book I've ever read.

I'm good at building flat pack. With my first pregnancy, I built 2 bedside tables, a large chest of drawers and a wardrobe, on my due date!

Ex was to much of a cocky impatient imbecile to cope with flat pack.

Better, this is your group on FB isn't it???

Red what the actual fuck?!?

Cavernous comes to mind.

Blue, I have no idea!!!!!!
I mean exactly how does one have sex with a book case????????

My ex was too pissed to cope with erecting anything

Have had 'sex' with many inanimate objects but this is new to me. (ushers DS to bed)

Actually, I don't want to know the answer to that!! If any of you know, keep it to yourself!

I was looking for pictures of rude books on a bookcase, so typed in "sex bookcase" to google and it popped up (figuratively speaking).

I bought a bunny and it didn't hop so I took it back for a refund

Portia did it only buzz?

Damn you, Red, busted! that's not going on the spreadsheet

better where is this spreadsheet? I'm getting impatient I'm pretending you didn't say I couldn't rush you