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To start the ELEVENTH thread that nobody responds to?

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BeingATwatItsABingThing · 29/08/2016 20:04

Thread 11. Message to follow.

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 31/08/2016 18:10

It's deffo Wednesday. School sent us a cheesy delightful postcard reminding us...

RedMerida · 31/08/2016 18:10

I can make big erections.

Bettercallsaul1 · 31/08/2016 18:11

Just checking that you hadn't blagged your way through your English Lit degree, Jess.

RedMerida · 31/08/2016 18:11

You've gotta screw it really hard so that the erection stays strong for a long time.

PortiaCastis · 31/08/2016 18:12

Me too Red you have to sit on them

RedMerida · 31/08/2016 18:13

Otherwise it'll fail and just leave a mess on the floor. And make sure any nuts are nice and tight too.

PortiaCastis · 31/08/2016 18:14

Sometimds makes a mess on the curtains

RedMerida · 31/08/2016 18:16

ShockGrin

Bettercallsaul1 · 31/08/2016 18:16

I just wanted some bookcases! You know? To hold books.

RedMerida · 31/08/2016 18:17

Those types of books...
You know, with the uhm... pictures.

Bettercallsaul1 · 31/08/2016 18:17

And not Fifty Shades! Grin

PortiaCastis · 31/08/2016 18:20

Fifty shades is the most boring book I've ever read.

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 31/08/2016 18:20
Grin

I'm good at building flat pack. With my first pregnancy, I built 2 bedside tables, a large chest of drawers and a wardrobe, on my due date!

Ex was to much of a cocky impatient imbecile to cope with flat pack.

RedMerida · 31/08/2016 18:21

Better, this is your group on FB isn't it??? Wink

To start the ELEVENTH thread that nobody responds to?
MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 31/08/2016 18:22

Red what the actual fuck?!?

PortiaCastis · 31/08/2016 18:23

Cavernous comes to mind.

RedMerida · 31/08/2016 18:24

Blue, I have no idea!!!!!!
I mean exactly how does one have sex with a book case????????
ShockHmm

PortiaCastis · 31/08/2016 18:25

My ex was too pissed to cope with erecting anything

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 31/08/2016 18:26

Have had 'sex' with many inanimate objects but this is new to me. (ushers DS to bed)

RedMerida · 31/08/2016 18:26

Actually, I don't want to know the answer to that!! If any of you know, keep it to yourself!

RedMerida · 31/08/2016 18:28

I was looking for pictures of rude books on a bookcase, so typed in "sex bookcase" to google and it popped up (figuratively speaking).

PortiaCastis · 31/08/2016 18:29

I bought a bunny and it didn't hop so I took it back for a refund

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 31/08/2016 18:33

Portia did it only buzz?

Bettercallsaul1 · 31/08/2016 18:34

Damn you, Red, busted! that's not going on the spreadsheet

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 31/08/2016 18:36

better where is this spreadsheet? I'm getting impatient I'm pretending you didn't say I couldn't rush you