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Thats good then AGL and it'll be fine for 8hrs on low whilst you're out. The only problem you might get is veg may go a little over soft in some recipes.

Apparently I fed the monster??
Would that be the one eyed one

I can't wait to come home from uni to a nice casserole or soup, especially in December :)

I'm here portia (tucks outlandish conspiracy theories into wallet, along with Ladbrokes ticket).

Ho hum. Should have known better.

That sounds very nice and wholesome, AGL! Put in lots of vegetables - healthy and inexpensive!

We'll all come and visit AGL and sample your cooking

Are you taking my name in vain, Jess? Better not!

Hmm... Moisture levels.

Party at my tiny flat

Jess Never go on a political thread. Nobody knows what they're talking about. They're all armchair MPs
Show me an honest politician and I'll show you a coffin is what Gran says

You can all come to mine but AGL is slow cooking

Wise words, portia

I knew it was a mistake, esp. on MN. Duh. Am now more hated than Mr C on that thread!

Have I missed anything important or newsworthy?

My news today is that we've all been out to the river for the afternoon/evening and I got sucked. DH got sucked too.

By leeches!

Was having a fab time wading through the river and joked before we went in about the leeches, and came out and I had three of the fuckers attached to my legs!!!!! DH had one on his hand, the kids didn't have any, then DS1 said "can they go into my shorts?" And all I could think of was that scene in Stand By Me.

He didn't have any in his shorts.

I was on a thread about Trump and nearly ended up tearing my hair out!

A threesome of nice juicy sucking action?

Yes AGL I had a threesome of good sucking going on. And by the time I got out of the river my moisture levels were... Well soaking wet. I was dripping!

I had to give myself a good rub.

With the towel, to dry off.

Ladies of the room (sorry AGL), do you reckon women are more in the mood horny around the time of ovulation?

being. You know when you go to a Chinese restaurant and they shred the duck in front of you? I feel a bit like that duck right now.

As a vegetarian, they don't tend to shred ducks in front of me. Why do you feel like the duck?

Jess Google and the Guardian are degrees in politics. Copy and pasted tripe is not always the truth and my Gran is one of the oldest leople alive. She lived through bad times and of course wisdom comes with age, especially when she won the war on her own. I listen to her and what she did and feel small.
Armchair politicians need a good dose of Gran

Being YES definitely. Ive always had noticeable libido changes. I also get sex dreams at that time of month

My ex housemate was always horny on her period

Is there such thing as a male period?