To start a THIRD thread that no-one responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

VanillaSugar gave me the honour of continuing this into the third thread, since she's busy cooking meth and probably won't even appear on this although like the previous two nobody will respond.

How fast can we fill this one?

Pics of our virtual boyfriends, random facts, bad puns all welcome! No need to keep up with us, nobody ever can

In the words of toadgirl - "Life is a smorgasbord. There should be all kinds of threads for all kinds of people and moods. Why not?"

No one (including Noone) wants that to happen again.

toadgirl, what about thread 4?

And some of us are younger, unwiser men ;)

I wouldn't mind getting married on the thread...

Also the estate agent broke my heart again :(

Sssshhh, Average! Too soon to mention the M word in present company!

A little consideration, please!

I know English Literature was a while ago but I don't remember her wearing a bikini..

she may not have done but I did. For my nearly imaginary real actual wedding.

Come back down! We need you!

Or it could take till 2019...

Crikey!!! I'd need to find motivational posters stressing long-term thinking and persistence in the face of difficult circumstances, picture of Everest being climbed, etc.

Noonesfool

Buck up now!

At least let's eat the wedding cake. Silly Miss Haversham just let hers go stale and allowed the mice to get at it.

I don't believe in wasting good cake even if it were during the apocalypse itself.

Me

Still busy but he says Hi

AGL

Also the estate agent broke my heart again sad

You ARE having a tough time of it

Still busy but he says Hi

Looks dextrous

Is that blood, Portia? Should we be concerned?

Yeah. It looks like a blood soaked towel!

He's a vampire