What perfectly acceptable things that make you unreasonably angry?

[BrotherBeer]

Every morning DH asks me to check over his face for random missed shaving bits and blemishes. Then when I tell him he's fine, he says 'Are you sure?'. Just look in the fucking mirror you dick.

I speak to my mum everyday on the phone. She always asks me what we're having for tea. I tell her then she tells me whether she likes that particular meal or not (usually not). I'm not inviting her round so why do I care if she likes my tea or not?

I'm an unreasonable person.

Infomercials (not sure if there's a British name for them), those 20 minute long ads for things to make us live longer or look better. I am not sure what annoys me the most about them really, I just get really annoyed at the cheery, fake wonder at this amaaazing product. And then they offer all these bonus gifts, to try and distract you from the extortionate price of the main item. And what the hell is the difference between 'FREE' and 'ABSOLUUUTELY FREE'?

Lorraine fucking Kelly. Despise the woman

I know someone who always types "Pepper pig".
It's fucking PEPPA!!!!!

All of these. Plus crap rural broadband and BT. Love my cat, but could kill him at the moment.
Any "celebrity"/celebrity culture.
Music over speech on documentaries.
DH's constant criticism of other drivers.
Daily Mail.
Royal Family.
Getting old.
Windows 10.
Chat shows.
Keep them coming.

People burping. It makes me feel sick and puts me off drink / food for a good couple of hours.

Chargers. Why can't they all have the lead coming out the same, ie top or bottom?

Letsget OMG you've had me in stitches! So so funny

Really, really a lot of people.

Ooh ooh price labels left on the undersides of shoes. RAGE.

The too many kinds of lightbulb that exist.

Being tailgated when walking. I stop and let them by then tailgate them.

Anyone who does me an unecessary favour, or 'helps' unecessarily. I find it 1,000% enraging. e.g. - WHY are they holding the door open for me when I was ALREADY holding it open for THEM to pass by? I feel bad as I can see they are trying to be nice - but I was being nice first
It annoys me even more to have to thank them when they've just irritated me.
Totally unreasonable, but I don't care

People who don't know the difference between brought / bought, and also borrowed / lent. Arrrgh.

Knuckle crackers.

Men who giggle.

Women with those put-on creaky voices that are supposed to make them sound cool.

Zombie threads especially when nobody mentions it.

But its a good one so I'll let you off

User wtf is a creaky voice. Give us an example of a serial offender pls

Calling dessert PUDDING. Feck off!

DH deciding he ALWAYS needs a glass of water just as I am starting to wash up, then he runs the cold water in the washing up bowl. He also has to rinse the glass out about 10 times before its ready to drink
Grrrrrrr - I love him really

Has anyone seen those clips on YouTube with 10 Best Guitar Solos, 10 Best Power Ballads etc. Theres an American Woman who voice-overs in the background and I want to shoot her because she talks over about 9 / 10ths of every clip RAGE

Having to wait to hold a door for someone who is npt immediately behind you,.but not far enough away to shut before them.

FIL days efisode instead of episode

Sharing takeaways or any kind of food

Tapas

LOL

dieters who make a big deal about eating. "ooh this is a massive plate of food" DM says at carvery
"only want half a teacake - shall we share?" er no, it's lunch. A whole teacake is not excessive.

People saying child with two syllables.

IF not from part of country where this is the norm.

Ooh I can't do it on paper, daisychain, but it's a thing. Vocal fry.