What perfectly acceptable things that make you unreasonably angry?

[BrotherBeer]

Every morning DH asks me to check over his face for random missed shaving bits and blemishes. Then when I tell him he's fine, he says 'Are you sure?'. Just look in the fucking mirror you dick.

I speak to my mum everyday on the phone. She always asks me what we're having for tea. I tell her then she tells me whether she likes that particular meal or not (usually not). I'm not inviting her round so why do I care if she likes my tea or not?

I'm an unreasonable person.

Contradictory health advice in the news.
Makes you want to give up and eat chips and chocolate cake all day.

Get a fucking job you furry little shits!

ROFL

My cat is comatose on the floor right now.

People ordering in restaurants who say "I'll get". They are not going to get it, that is what the waiter does! They are going to have it. This seems to have come over from America and is quite widespread now

Sneezing - like seriously the way my OH sneezes it makes me so mad. He doesn't open his mouth and just does this internal sneeze.

Also burping... and he never opens his mouth. Its all morning and all night.

AND he rubs his feet on mine to get himself to sleep. AND then snores all night.

We often have food that's to share at work and this woman will break bits of biscuits or cut bits of bite size brownies and leave the rest there. Really annoys me!

Periods. Just why.

Agree with the get nonsense. Can I get a cappucino? No you twat, but you MAY HAVE one.

Coldplay - wankers

Chris Martin

Flies

People who say "I turned around and said...."
"then she turned around and said" etc

Somebody I know who starts almost every sentence with "well, as (her DH) says..."

People who do wacky things to raise money for charity

The noise of a drink being poured..especially wine. DH pours it from as high up as he can to piss me off even more..unbelievable rage!!

When people ask me what the weather is going to do, or if it's going to rain. I don't know!

People on really loud motorbikes who roar around the place for no reason. It terrifies my poor dog :( Similarly fireworks and thunder, although they're slightly less reasonable rages.

People who press, press, press, press, press, press, press, press the button at the pedestrian crossing.

IT WONT' MAKE THE LIGHTS CHANGE ANY QUICKER YOU FOOL.

CBeebies' "I Can Cook" programme and presenter.

James Corden.

Small groups of people seemingly having family reunions right across the aisles in supermarkets.

Royal Mail handling fees.

People who use the phrases "little lady" or "little man" about babies.

Whistling.

People who talk constantly about their work.

Mashed potato.

People who feel a meal isn't a meal without meat.

Adult women who speak in little girl's voice

I know I am very unreasonable but I feel deeply suspicious that it is TOTALLY PUT ON and they really have a voice like Mariella Frostrup.

Lady Golf Captains

Golfers in general. I live on a golf course - it's lovely when it's empty.

People who walk around having conversations in languages other than English!

I know this is totally unreasonable of me, must point out I'm not a native English speaker myself.

It's just I'm a nosy cow and I hate it when I can't eavesdrop.

Burnt toast. Why are those settings even available on a toaster? It has one job to do. Not like an overnight or microwave that wears many hats, toasters just have one thing to get right. (Nothing to do with my toasting skills, of course).

The glugging noise people's throats make when they swallow. Makes me want to slit said throats so they can't do it again.

*oven not overnight

Which brings me on to my next point... Autocorrect! I MEAN FUCK YOU NOT DUCK YOU! Really diffuses a situation when that sneaky little bastard slips in and changes a word against your will.

People chewing gum 😡

clicking of fingers

Whistling

Toe tapping

Also..

People who dismiss all these annoyances as "Being silly", They obviously have no idea.

People who wait in line for ages to pay for petrol but don't know the pump number. They hold the rest of us up be trying craning their next to see the number or just saying to the cashier 'the red one' etc