What perfectly acceptable things that make you unreasonably angry?

[BrotherBeer]

Every morning DH asks me to check over his face for random missed shaving bits and blemishes. Then when I tell him he's fine, he says 'Are you sure?'. Just look in the fucking mirror you dick.

I speak to my mum everyday on the phone. She always asks me what we're having for tea. I tell her then she tells me whether she likes that particular meal or not (usually not). I'm not inviting her round so why do I care if she likes my tea or not?

I'm an unreasonable person.

Oh forgot one

COATHANGERS

Fucking HATE them.

There is many more, would be here all day though.

I'll be condemned for this
"Can i get" is the norm in Ireland.
I was sitting outside a McDonald's today having a smoke while my 11 year old niece watched my dc in the play area
I heard 5 people at the drive thru ask if they could "get" a happy meal, big Mac whatever while I sat enjoying my cig

mylove Ha I had Claire Sweeney on the phone when I worked in a Call Centre, she asked me if I was from Liverpool (I believe it was a way to beckon me on to recoginse who she was) I did recoginse of course, but didn't say anything as it would have been unprofessional and it wasn't the done thing. Also I wasn't fussed and we had celebrities call through all the time (the company I worked for provided services that everyone uses.

I let somebody out in traffic and they don't say thank you.
It makes me very cross

Strikethroughs. just say what you mean, don't be apologetic!

Oh god yes cats people who say "to be fair " !! Theres one school gate mother who says this all the time, i find myself avoiding her as i'd really like to tell her it gets on all of my nerves!

newt a vlogger is a real job though (they work in the media industry), they produce content and get paid for it. Not to mention all of the sponsorship deals, endorsements and merchandise!

Boo! MNHQ deleting all my favourite threads! Where is my mortgage advisor with the plaster cast cock? Where is the diary-reading friend of the 'cruel and bitter' woman? Now even the single mum/not a single mum/ nosy neighbour/benefits scandal is about to get pulled! Maybe I should start reading actual books....

He also calls all fizzy juice cola.

Fizzy juice? Like carbonated fruit juice? Orangina?

Tom Petty

As always with these threads, there is always someone who has to take things too far.

The word 'holibobs'.

People on FB counting down the days 'until Mexico'. Mexico existed long before you decided to go there, so get over yourself and say 'until I go to Mexico'.

Oh god yes, 'holibobs' gives me the rage. It's a HOLIDAY.

Not fucking holibobs

Holibobs, hubby and bub quite often feature together I find, sometimes even in the same sentence (aka the most annoying sentence in the world).

I've thought of another one. ' Very unique' or 'rather unique'. Unique is unique, it is or it isn't, it's not quantifiable!

i'mwithspud Also 'jollies'.

At events or concerts when people on the stage say 'Hello Wembley' or 'Hello Glaston- berrry' - no you mean 'Hello everyone at Wembley'.

Trimming big toe nails.

My own hair- it's out of control in this weather, I look like a missing member of the Hair Bear Bunch.

YY to Hubby, Hubsters, Hun, Hunny, Wifey, Baba, Little Prince or Little Princes.

"smalls" to describe children

See also "littlies", "little people", "tots" etc.

"Juice" to mean cordial, but I appreciate that may be regional!

Diane Abbott.

'wifey' panda, good choice. I hate that word. Especially when female celebrities use it to describe their best friends on social media.

I give you Diane Abbott biggles and raise you Dawn Primarolo.

I cannot even look or listen to that woman with her patronising softly softly voice. In fact, on reflection, their voices are very similar.

The rogue longer strands that get mixed up with my fringe.

Dps collection of dirty mugs on the shower window sill.

Mugs used as a mini-bin: packed solid with tissues, orange peel, and bits.

The cat begging for strokes when she's soaking wet.

The cat hassling me to feed her because she can't be arsed to check her bowl. Then refusing to eat the food unless I stir it.

Dp saying 'I'm not sure' when he means 'absolutely fucking not.'

Oh, and Radcliffe and Maconie on 6music. They chat breeze every. Single. Day. And no one stops them.

People who abuse the middle name option on facebook
I.e. Jo Luvsherkids Bloggs
Jo Proud Mummy Bloggs
Jo Rileysmummy Bloggs
Jo soontobesmith Bloggs

Should all be lined up and shot......

Small head holes on T shirts.... My son has a large head and it is baggy on him but I have to play tug of war with them and that is annoying.

Meh - people who use the middle name option on Facebook. If you're not known by your middle name on a day-to-day basis, why use it on Facebook?

I would also like to add to that: people who have double-barrelled forenames who don't capitalise the second one. E.g, Jeanne-marie, Sarah-jane, George Henderson-smythe.

Oh, and people who complain about packing to go on holiday. You'd think it was a form of torture the way people go on about it! You're lucky! You're going on holiday! Holidays are lovely! Stop whingeing, you weirdo!