to think we can't have someone with such overplucked eyebrows as PM?

[MardyBra]

Come on Andrea, it's not the 90s any more. Seriously we could have the ubergroomed Hillary as US president. We can't have a PM looking like she's more suited to propping up the local golf club bar with her fifth double G&T of the evening.

(Quick breather to say fuck off Daily Mail to make the OP unquotable just in case they take it seriously).

Theresa with her killer cleavage and kitten heels would be much more stylish. Although I seem to remember some outlandish knitwear on more than one occasion.

Disclaimer: not in the least lighthearted.

I can do lippy, I have four children. I have alopecia so no eyebrows, where do I fit?

Home Secretary for you I think.

I'll take it as long as it doesn't involve cleaning duties!

Tbh (genuinely!) it was Tony Blair's eyebrows that unsettled me from the off with him.

I have always regarded him with suspicion because of his eyebrows!!!

Honestly Giddy with those sort of skills your DD would be perfect as Deputy Leader. She could do all of our make up. It'll be so much fun!

Tony Blair was the type of bloke that if he shook your hand you'd look to check you still had your watch.

The eyebrows, the maniacal grin were all the look of a zealot.

And how on earth was a person called Tony allowed to be PM? It's the dullest, middle of the road, Ford Ficus driving name ever.

Andrea could be Bridget Jones's mum.

Dawn cleaning? Cleaning? Surely as a cabinet we'll have a team of lackeys brushing stuff under the carpets

Speaking of Bridget Jones,is anyone going to watch the new movie?

Giddy have you been talking to my mother?

Yes. Send wine now....