Just calm it down there a little bit, alright OP.
What he is in fact is a man with an absolute obsession with British parliamentary democracy and an absolute hatred of EU waste, extravagance and unaccountability.
Which he hates so much, he makes the point by sticking to the moral high ground, and refuses to be part of this waste and donates his income from the EU to British charities.
He is a city boy.
Well yes. He did work in the city. Merchant banking wasn't it?
He smokes.
Just how much does smoking cost the NHS again? Tut tut. All that waste.
He wears dodgy coats. He looks weird.
At least its a man being criticised for his appearance for once rather than a woman. Its a shame though, that you can be forgiving of what Farage wears when he can't be so accommodating himself:
The Ukip leader, who was sitting behind Mr Corbyn at the service, took aim at Mr Corbyn over how he dressed for the occasion, saying: "We all have different ideas of what is the correct attire for any event. I thought he was scruffy, I thought he was, frankly, on the edge of being slovenly."
Speaking on his LBC phone-in show, Mr Farage also compared the 66-year-old left-winger to a teenager refusing to do what he is told.
"He’s sort of aged about 17 isn’t he, and ‘No, shan’t’. You know, we’ve all done a bit of that in our time but generally we, sort of, get older and we grow up and maybe 30 years on the back benches without ever having had to be responsible for anything meant that he hasn’t quite matured."
How very anti-establishment.
Though perhaps if he is going to criticise others, he might want to look in the mirror at that dodgy coat.
Or is it a stage prop to conjure up deliberate comparisons with Del Boy? And distract from that public school education and merchant banking past?
He is a geezer.
Define 'geezer'. And see above.
He says non PC things, like my FIL does.
Does this mean that because your FIL does it, its ok?
He doesn't like overcrowding and change.
Lots of people don't like change. Unfortunately for them, changes happens whether you like it or not. See 'history of the UK'. Its called 'progress'.
What he is in fact is a man with an absolute obsession with
Himself and his ego
He is totally obsessed with
Power. And his reflection.
I don't even think he is that interested in immigration.
Well I guess not. Its fine now since his German wife won't be affected by any change.
So when free movement of labour became the big issue - years after he started his campaigns - he was willing to embrace it.
As fear of outsiders and 'other' has a proven track record as a successful propaganda tool to win support.
And there have therefore been racists in UKIP. He is not choosy.
Lets be charitable and say he's not a racist. I'm not sure that 'not being choosy' is an asset. It shows a lack of control or a weakness in his judgment of suitability of people for public office. Maybe they are ok because they wear the correct attire unlike Mr Corbyn.
He is enraged and infuriated by
Not being the centre of attention. People who don't agree with him. People who question him in tv debates.
that could be spent in his beloved UK.
Oh. I'm sorry. Silly me. There was me thinking it was OUR UK and we all got a share in it and what we believe.
But I don't think Farage himself is a racist.
How about a sexist prick then?
Women should “perhaps sit in the corner” when they breastfeed and its a “fact of life” that women will earn less than men when they return to some jobs after having a child.
Or is he a poor little victim who is just being "demonised because I’ve taken on the establishment.”
Not that migrants or women make a particular big part of the establishment....
He seems to be genuinely delighted now that he can stand on a platform with Kwasi Kwateng or Frank Field.
I'm not sure that's because he shares his entire political beliefs somehow.
He does his weird grin when he is with people like them.
Grin or grimace?
All he wants is UK independence.
All? You sure about that?
What do you think? AIBU?
Well, OP.
Some times in life, what it says at the top of a newspaper page and what you've actually said can be different things.
This is because you can be very good at wording things in a particular way, and conveying the same message without having to spell it out explicitly.
But YA definitely NBU and have a point.
Mr Farage is lovely and fluffy and I could just kiss him.
How could I possibly resist all that smarm charm?