To tell you this is the only april fool's joke I have laughed at today!

[GoofyIsACow]

It's a business fairly local to me and it has been shared locally.

If the guy who wrote it (he is the owner) isn't a mn'er I will eat my hat!

Ha :) love it!

Highly amusing. I've irderrd the swan

Ordered even!

It's brilliant isn't it!
I particularly like the 'heron parts'

Heron parts!

With or without a side of blatant mysoginy... I keep re reading it and finding more hilarity!

Haha that's brilliant. I think I'll go for one of these....

Pollo a la Trump, tender breast of Mexican Spiced Chicken in an Unpleasant Sauce, served behind a Taco Wall. Available with or without a side of Blatant Misogyny £Market Price

It takes a lot to make me laugh - so many thanks.

Laughing Cow

That is brilliant

Oh I like that

Brilliant! I'll have all the cheese and tucs, and the Hungarian wine!

That is a work of genius! Thank you for sharing ot really did make me lol

OP is there a link to it somewhere. I'd like to send it to DP. The DP with whom I once shared an "Ephemeral of Cheese"

Love it! 'Served with a waft of insouciance' !

Very funny. Reminds me a little of Tesco wine label swapping a couple of years ago:

www.grubstreet.com/2014/06/prank-wine-bottle-descriptions.html

BOOP I have just taken a screen shot from their facebook page, The Churchmouse at Barbon. You can save my pics or send him a link to their fb page maybe?

That is utter genius!

Thank you Goofy. I've just sent him a link to this thread

Fabulous, Trump chicken and some quite poor wine for me, please!