To tell you this is the only april fool's joke I have laughed at today!

[GoofyIsACow]

It's a business fairly local to me and it has been shared locally.

If the guy who wrote it (he is the owner) isn't a mn'er I will eat my hat!

[Throwingshadeagain]

OMG laughing my old heifer tits off here!!

Genius, thanks OP

[GoofyIsACow]

Fascicle!!

[fascicle]

I rather liked this one from the Pink News about Justin Trudeau, Canadian prime minister:

www.pinknews.co.uk/2016/04/01/canadian-pm-justin-trudeau-to-pose-nude-for-gay-mags-body-image-campaign/

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is reportedly planning to take part in a nude photoshoot for a gay magazine, to raise awareness of body issues and testicular cancer.

Meanwhile...

A source close to David Cameron told PinkNews: “The Prime Minister is very passionate about men’s health issues, but he felt in this case he could do more for the public good by keeping his clothes on.”

[gentlydownthestreammm]

But the green triangle is the BEST one of all the Roses...they go first in my house!

[ForalltheSaints]

Very imaginative.

I liked the one of Aston Villa fans being charged £5 to leave early.

[TwitTwatTwunt]

[mogloveseggs]

Brilliant

[GoofyIsACow]

Actually I hope it does IWasHere!

[IWasHereBeforeTheHack]

Marketing genius, deserves to go viral. Thanks for sharing!

[MissBeaHavingFountOfWisdom]

"Seabrookes Beefy crisps"

Where is this?
Sounds like my cuppa tea!

[Obs2016]

"And perhaps a turnip"
Love it. Booked a table!

[MattDillonsPants]

An embarrassment of prawns!

[BoreOfWhabylon]

Link

Bon appetit!

[Fatmomma99]

How can I book a table?

[GoofyIsACow]

I think it's so funny because it is bordering on realistic!

[Scrowy]

My favourite is the fellbred duck... I can totally see some of the wanky tourist resaurants around us jumping on that idea!

[ghostyslovesheep]

very funny

I used to eat in a restaurant in Germany that (translated into English) had a 'selection of pig parts' on the menu (basically ham!)

[CotswoldStrife]

Fabulous, Trump chicken and some quite poor wine for me, please!

[BitOutOfPractice]

Thank you Goofy. I've just sent him a link to this thread

[Strokethefurrywall]

That is utter genius!

[GoofyIsACow]

BOOP I have just taken a screen shot from their facebook page, The Churchmouse at Barbon. You can save my pics or send him a link to their fb page maybe?

[fascicle]

Very funny. Reminds me a little of Tesco wine label swapping a couple of years ago:

www.grubstreet.com/2014/06/prank-wine-bottle-descriptions.html

[IlPorcupinoNilSodomyEst]

Love it! 'Served with a waft of insouciance' !