to blame you for being fat!

[KissingFish]

Thank you Mumsnet. This week I have eaten all sorts of toasty machine concoctions, stocked up on Double Deckers and Starbars and have double peanut butter Magnums in the freezer.

DS will be in bed in about an hour and I expect all remaining chocolate and ice creams to be gone before morning.

I'm supposed to be on a diet!!!

Nutella, marshmallow and banana.

I've just saw an advert suggesting bacon in a hot cross bun! Now that sounds seriously disgusting!

Awholelotta THANK YOU thank you!!! How wonderful this thread is!!! Thanks

You're welcome! Enjoy...

I'm going to go all continental and try a crunchie panini.

Aldi and lidl don't sell hot cross buns here

Gwyneth Paltrow recommended you eat treat foods in front of a mirror in your underwear to avoid over indulging

Thats so Goop all over. I may eat treats in my underwear but it would make no difference.

My fav Magnum is mint. The others - meh. I prefer Mars bar ice cream.

Presumably getting ice cream drips and nutella all over your best La Perla would make you too depressed to eat?

Would be a bit chilly too.
And awkward if you had friends over.

Public service announcement: Buy the double peanut butter magnums, they are as amazing as they sound. But they are tiny :( I think they shrunk them.

I'm still stunned at your 30,000 steps a day! I'm on my feet most of the time but don't come close. Even with a dog walk of an hour and then 30mins jog I don't get above 20k. You must be moving constantly!!

Not really. I can go for an hours walk and get 10,000 steps. Then get about 6,000 from just moving about, general house things. I go for a jog on an evening which gets me about 7,000 and then I just jog on the spot in my living room while watching the soaps to top me up to 30,000

It's not easy but it averages about a 3,000 calorie burn for the day which means I can eat all this yummy yummy junk and maintain. I am wanting to lose weight but I can't resist the sugar :(

I'm doing Tough Mudder in June, I really need to focus

As a vegan this thread makes me. I fucking love peanut butter and used to inhale Crunchies

I'm not even thin as a result of abstaining from them. Fucking oreos.

.....this thread makes me SAD. Fuck sake. Lack of dairy is making me stupid.

Bacon in a hot cross bun sounds amazing!!

Gwyneth Paltrow recommended you eat treat foods in front of a mirror in your underwear to avoid over indulging.

while slapping yourself in the face and shouting "you fat cow"?

Kind of removes the "treat" aspect methinks. I think you should eat treat foods while reclining in your pjs with a copy of Hello.

God that woman is a misery-monger. And I actually care about being fit and eating well but FFS.

Oh dear, the hatred for chocolate mixed with bread clearly is just me then... I blame formative years spent in France eating baguettes with broken up bits of chocolate stuffed in the middle....

if I walk for an hour I don't come anywhere close to 10,000 steps. I mean 5k if I'm lucky. I think I am on my feet quite a lot and make about 10k a day. do you patter along on your tiptoes taking 5 steps for every real one?!

Am jealous. Would love to get even up to 20k but just don't see how it's achievable?