My garden is not a toilet

[GingerMerkin]

For the second time in a week I have looked out of my front window to see a woman allowing her child to go to the toilet in my front garden. The first time I was surprised and revolted but thought these things happen and DC might have been taken short. Think it is a bit much for the same thing to happen again within the week, same woman and same child. I have got the rage big time and am contemplating either ripping the mum multiple arseholes so I can use her as a sprinkler system or chucking a bucket of water over her.

WWYD wise MNers.

"I'm fairly lax regarding the garden but wouldn't be too keen on anyone child or adult using it to have a piss. I mean seriously a pp would grin" That was me. Yes, if it was a toddler and a couple of times I'd grin. I suppose I might get a bit cross if it was every day for 6 months, but seriously? Buckets of cold water and ripping new arseholes? For a bit of toddler pee? What would you do to foxes?

*You would throw a bucket of water over a child?

I don't think you would.*

I most definitely would. I come from a culture (of which there are many worldwide) where children are not regarded as delicate creatures which might break if you shout, "Boo!" at them. It won't harm them, just ensure they don't get a desperate urge to go when they reach my property in the future.

Next time, follow them home and then piss in her garden.

Casual has it! Say not a word, just start following them, and when they ask why, say 'I thought I'd come piss in your garden for a change'

Another vote for casual's idea of returning the favour!

I've gone for a slash in someone's garden when I was drunk!

I once did a poo in someones house.
mind you, it was my mothers house, and it was in the bog.

slashing in someones garden is against the Geneva convention. or it should be

Once you ask her not to she probably wont again

Mercedes, may well be karma as I have been known to creep behind someone's car when drunk.

Found a heap of poo in the garden this morning. Blaming foxes this time.

So the woman and child haven't been past yet today?

No sign today, have been standing in the window holding a rolling pin and looking 'ard though.

You need one of those things to deal with situations like this. What are they called?! Oh yes, a grip. You need a grip.

If you see them again just ask the mother not to allow her child to pee in your garden. Or just lock your gate. I wouldn't start tearing new arseholes in front of a toddler. I'd also let them pee first

I'd have been out there like a shot to give them A Look the first time.

All this making a big deal, whipping up some ire on Mumsnet and carrying out a stake out just seems a bit needy imho.

Oh no. I've just seen UnderCracker's post of depravity.

What a dreadful business shakes head

You think she'll stop if op asks her?? Unless she's spectacularly stupid she must realise pissing in someone's garden is a skanky thing to do.
She's unlikely to give two hoots whether the owner likes it or not.

I think people who get called out on their behaviour often stop.

Thanks Moving on,

not quick enough on me pins to get out there and give 'the death stare'. What the mum does not realise is DC is peeing against an Oleander bush. All parts are poisonous so someone will have a sore bum soon!