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To decline a date because of beard?

70 replies

LeaLeander · 09/02/2016 18:50

My hair stylist has been trying for ages to fix me up with her accountant. Yesterday while she was there discussing her taxes, she texted and asked me if she might give him my phone number. I said OK.

Then she texted me some photos she took on her phone (with his knowledge) of photos that he had framed in his office, of himself on vacation and doing the hobby she thought we would have in common.

He's OK, I guess, but the thing is he sports a balding head (nothing I can balk at at my age, 50ish, LOL) and a substantial white beard. I cannot stand kissing men with facial hair of any kind and beards of this length always make me wonder about hygiene.

It looks like it's his style, not just a beard he grew while not wanting to shave on holiday or what have you. I know my taste won't change, no matter how pleasant his personality may be. The mad professor with long white beard is never going to turn me on.

He's already called and left a message. I haven't replied. To be clear I am always open to making a new friend and would not consider it time wasted to have a couple of drinks with him to discuss hobby. But people these days seem to attach so much import to a casual date. Would I be wrong to accept knowing it's unlikely that physical attraction would ever result down the line? My work is super busy now and presumably so is his in tax season. Plenty of plausible reasons to worm out.

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expatinscotland · 10/02/2016 09:19

Uggh. You've dodged one there. I would tell the friend, too.

JaneJefferson · 10/02/2016 09:23

Agree with expat - otherwise if you go out with him once and then decline he and your hairdresser will be wondering what it is about him you dislike.

CauliflowerBalti · 10/02/2016 09:40

You're right. The beard is the least of your concerns.

But your post reminded me of three acquaintances. People I used to work with who I now only keep up with via Facebook.

One is a very tall, very thin lady with a rich father. She was single when I knew her and extraordinarily picky. She would only date very tall, very rich, very handsome men. She turned down 19 out of 20 dates based on appearance. She's now married to someone quite stocky, much shorter than her, distinctly normal looking (with bad teeth) and modest means. I hear she is deliriously happy, and I believe it, because she wouldn't settle for less.

Another ex-colleague. Truly beautiful. Stunning. And she knew it. Would settle for nothing less than male supermodel. Now has child with v ordinary man and messaged me when I was going through vile time with vile ex-boyfriend to extol the virtues of stopping thinking you have a 'type'.

Colleague who used to share Britain First bullshit now married to a Muslim guy. This one surprised me. Prejudices are hard to overcome.

Don't rule people out on appearance.

Do rule them out because they're self-obsessed dicks. Nice one for at least trying.

whynogutfeeling · 10/02/2016 11:59

I would as I really dislike beards of any description. They're a total turn-off to me, especially when paired with a balding or bald head..... I don't care how old the man is. The scraggy hipster type is the worst for me. However, I do like the look of some barely there designer stubble on the right guy but know from experience that while it may look nice to me, it'll feel like sandpaper!

LeaLeander · 10/02/2016 13:09

Thanks all.

For your amusement: Among other things this guy mentioned being a frequent attendee at one of the annual galas involved with this pastime (note I am more a spectator, he is more of an active participant, think non-team form of sport) - apparently he is known for his zany alternatives to formal dinner attire. Hmm "yes, 600 guys there and 597 are in tuxedos, 2 are in the special jackets of the officials and then there's me!" My toes absolutely curled thinking purple cummerbund or something but it was worse - wacky hats, formal shoes transformed into motor cars complete with little wheels, etc. "Yeah, the TV people always made a point of interviewing me!" No way could I see myself bounding into a ballroom on the arm of a clown.

Also boastful about the time he "nearly punched out" one of the most famous male actors of the latter half of the 20th century, at an event, because he perceived that the actor had slighted a little autograph-seeking girl. I was not impressed. He mentioned that at the time he was "really buff" and prone to wearing nothing but shorts, athletic shoes and lots of glistening suntan oil at said events. Again my toes curled in horror.

I think he's a good-natured and good-hearted man with lots of amusing anecdotes to tell but not someone who would ever turn me on. I go more for the quiet, observant type. Frequent hearty use of "crap" and "shit" and worse did not charm, either. Most of us curb our swearing when speaking to new acquaintances, don't we?

Anyway he seemed taken aback when I got a word in edgewise and said I really need to get some things ready for work the next day, and he said "Well I enjoyed this; I'll call you tomorrow!" Being desperate to hang up at that point I just said "Thanks for the chat," and disconnected.

My hairdresser is going to be crushed. She thinks she has found my soulmate apparently. WTF?! She's known me for nearly 10 years. I must give off the wrong vibes.

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Scholes34 · 10/02/2016 13:31

Who's read The Twits? The following is a description of Mr Twit. I can't get this out of my mind when I see men with beards.

The other thing you should know about Mr Twit is that he has a horrible, hairy, bristly, dirty, smelly beard that he never washes. Ever. "Even on Sundays," we're told.

As a result, that beard is full of all sorts of disgusting leftovers from Mr Twit's meals: cornflakes, tinned sardines, stilton cheese.

Roald Dahl tells us, "Because of all this, Mr Twit never really went hungry. By sticking out his tongue and curling it sideways to explore the hairy jungle around his mouth, he was always able to find a tasty morsel here and there to nibble on."

YUCK.

FetchezLaVache · 10/02/2016 13:40

LeaLeander, you must go on a date with this guy in order to furnish us with more anecdotes! Maybe he'll wear his little car formal shoes for you. Grin

LeaLeander · 10/02/2016 13:54

yeah, it might be worth it just to see the shoes.

I also was regaled with the time he finagled an introduction to Christie Brinkley on behalf of his nephew, the time he and Jackie Stewart chummed around somewhere, a blow-by-blow description of his restoration of a classic auto, minute details about his cat's sleeping habits etc. In a 90-minute convo it was 89 min him, 1 min me.

I mentioned that I had attended a certain well-known event several dozen times (a record few can boast; it's one of my minor claims to fame and usually quite the conversation starter) and that was brushed off with "Yes, so Pam said.." LOL! But do tell me more about your cat's blankets.

Looks like I'm back to the heated throw and curling up with reruns of "As Time Goes By" on Saturday nights. Grin

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ThatsNotMyRabbit · 10/02/2016 13:58

I agree with Fetchez.

PLEASE go out with him. Just once. If you were here now I'd beg on my knees. I have rarely wanted anything as much as I want you to go on just one date with this man.

ConkersDontScareSpiders · 10/02/2016 14:05

I loathed beards til I met dp.And actually I turned him down for a bit due to his beard.However I eventually decided to try and look past it. Now, a few years later, after getting used to having a scratchy face to kiss and as a result having gone through a ton of moisturiser, I have to admit that I quite like it 😀 Why not meet him anyway? You never know...

ConkersDontScareSpiders · 10/02/2016 14:06

Ah now I see your update.swerve.the beard is the least of your worries...

LeaLeander · 10/02/2016 14:09

Just to be clear, I do think many men look very handsome with beards and know a few who look FAR better with than without. I also enjoy the unshaven/stubble look in my men. I just don't like to kiss men with mustache & beard and can't see that changing.

Plus this isn't, from what little I saw, a short trimmed beard - it's more like a long scraggly version. Anyway he seems like a nice enough fellow except for his crass language.

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FetchezLaVache · 10/02/2016 14:18

...and his raging self-obsession, and his kooky sense of style, and going out in public naked to the waste slathered in baby oil, and the fact that his cat has its own blanket.

FetchezLaVache · 10/02/2016 14:19

*waist Blush

LeaLeander · 10/02/2016 14:24

Cat has 7 blankets. Hmm

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Icanseeclearly · 10/02/2016 17:12

Ok... I take it all back Grin

daisychain01 · 10/02/2016 17:26

No I'm sorry Lea, it is just not acceptable for you not to go on a date with this pillock Grin

I'm sure his mum loves him, but he sounds a complete attention seeker me me me type. You dodged a bullet there, my dear.

CauliflowerBalti · 10/02/2016 18:34

I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and suggest he might have been trying to impress you, getting all his best stories out?

(I know. He isn't the one.)

Birdsgottafly · 10/02/2016 18:50

""I think he's a good-natured and good-hearted man""

I might be getting cynical in my old(er) age, 47, but men of our age who act like wankers and want to solely talk about themselves, generally aren't good hearted.

He is indeed, single for a very good reason.

MetallicBeige · 10/02/2016 18:59

In my head he's a cross between John McCririck and Lord Bath.
Let your friend know, good on you for having a chat despite your beard reservations.

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