To be worried that neighbour downstairs

[FlowersAndShit]

Can hear my vibrator (I have laminate flooring)? I'm just dreading getting a knock on the door one day asking me wtf that noise is.

Do you masturbate while lying on the floor?

Ok I'll bite.

What the fuck do you do with your vibrator that has any baring on your laminate flooring and downstairs neighbour?

Maid No, but it's pretty loud and I'm worried about the noise travelling. I can hear the guy downstairs snoring at night!

Stop using it on the floor?

Reall?

I'm not using it on the floor!

How would he know it's a vibrator? It could be an electric toothbrush, epilator or shaver making the noise?!

Get a rug.

His snores: probably far louder, out of his mouth into air to ceiling, through your floor.

Your vibrator: probably much quieter, out of the machine into/onto you, through mattress, through air to floor, through floor.

Unless you have a jackhammer, I really wouldn't worry.

And anyway, who cares?

Thank you Maid I'll definitely get a rug too!

Sit on a beanbag. HTH.

The mind boggles...

Do you have any bubble wrap?

Turn up the music. Put on the Barry White and crank up the volume.

wear ear plugs - then you wont hear him knocking at the door!

Cover your bed in egg boxes and lie on top if them to use it.

Take eggs out first. Or maybe not.

Put on The Hoover while k e you masterbate

Multi tasking. I like it. You could also stick a feather duster up your nethers and give the ornaments a dust too whilst you are at it.

I can hear upstairs having a wee.

Haha,

I could write the opposite for this. Sound proofing seems to be terrible between bedrooms for me and my neighbour.

Don't like hearing them bumping uglies but I'd never go say anything.
I was getting annoyed by a buzzing noise one night, took a little while to realise it was their vibrator. I just went to spare room with ear plugs.

Even if your neighbour hears it I doubt they'll say anything

I doubt they'd hear it unless you're using the vibrator to hammer down the laminate

How would they know whether it was your vibrator instead of electric shaver or hard skin remover, does it come with bells and whistles?
Never mind that last bit!