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To be worried that neighbour downstairs

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FlowersAndShit · 09/02/2016 15:27

Can hear my vibrator (I have laminate flooring)? Blush I'm just dreading getting a knock on the door one day asking me wtf that noise is.

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AdriftOnMemoryBliss · 09/02/2016 18:55

eh, so what, just brazen it out.

Tell him you're wanking, i'm sure it'll give him something to spice up his evening if he hears it again....

Sighing · 09/02/2016 19:08

The link to buzzing and it being a vibrator will only come (ha ha) about if you're operatic whilst it earns it's keep.

Vanderwaals · 09/02/2016 20:02

If they ask then say it's your toothbrush! And you really like clean teeth

travellinglighter · 09/02/2016 20:12

Get a boyfriend and give him something to really complain about.

TondelayaDellaVentamiglia · 09/02/2016 20:14

only use it when he is snoring.

SaucyJack · 09/02/2016 20:40

Is it your pelvic floor that's laminated?

MaidOfStars · 09/02/2016 21:03

It's a click-lock system.

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