AIBU to think pandas are evil?

[aliasjoey]

The creepy little piggy-eyes.
The useless, bloated bodies.
The weird markings.

their inefficient digestive system which means they have to spend almost all of their awake time eating a low nutritional food.
They can only mate about once a year, and are so out of practice they can't remember how to do it. Basically, they are nature's evolutionary mistake.

Now, polar bears - beautiful, yet highly efficient killers. As a result of human activities, they are losing their habitats. We should work to save their world.

But the creepy pandas? No, I can't see the love for them.

sweetiedrops I watched that documentary. She couldn't get comfy could she. Poor love was in agony. I kept willing them to intervene.

enthusiasm sloths poo once a week. They climb down have a poo, and climb back into the trees

Wouldn't everyone want to be a panda nanny

Don't polar bears eat their own babies? That's not great parenting.

There used to be giant sloths, there's a dead one in the big museum in Edinburgh. I googled it because I thought it was a wind up. Not entirely sure why I thought the curators might have been inventing animals.

Maybe not evil, just a drunk twat...

A lot of animals eat their babies. Usually when there is something wrong with them.
When my mum was a little girl her dog had pups and one of them was born blind, bless him, and every one thought. His mum would have ate him, but she didn't.

Pandas are, essentially, screamapillars. You do all know the screamapillar, don't you?

The screamapillar...

Do we know each other, OP? I have had this exact conversation with a group of friends.

Pandas are rubbish and overrated.

Pandas would make excellent bank robbers. They are 90% fluff...

Molly no, I haven't mentioned it to anyone else (thinking it was my shameful secret...) but obviously lots of people think the same way!

At last I have found other like minded people! Thought it was just my dark secret!

Pandas are gorgeous and cute, leave them alone.

How can you think they are evil? What a bizarre set of responses to this thread!

I know what you mean. If we think that generally animals have evolved as per the suvival of the fittest... how exactly have pandas survived so long?!