To not get the point of "fairy doors"??

[HoneyHoney10]

WTAF am I meant to do with it??

Ds (who is 3 by the way, more into paw patrol, tantrums and using my couch as his trampoline) was given one recently by an aunty. Its green and its still in the box, she keeps asking him if he's used it and he stares at her bewildered, my expression is not much different if im honest.

So what the hell do it do with it (apart from put it in the bin). 2 mums from ds's nursery have also started trying to add me to their business page on fb, they make and sell these doors apparently and i've heard a rumour they attend craft fairs dressed up in green tu tu's.

Are people really able to make a living from tiny badly painted bits of wood nowadays? If so Ill have a go at that, rather than the night shift im on tonight

[arethereanyleftatall]

Oh m goodness, my girls would love these. Didn't know they existed. Thanks for heads up. Hrt at all, haven't got time, I'm off buying fairy doors.

[munkisocks]

I see the point of them being to bring magic into the life of a small child. However with our track record if I stuck one on wall we'd come home to find the fairies robbed us blind. Dog would probably rip it off wall and eat it too.

[YellowOfficeBlock]

They are twee nonsense invented by some smug yummy mummy to make money from other smug and gullible yummy mummies!
Since when do fairies need doors? What a load of old shite!
And don't get me started on that fecking elf!!!

[Peevedquitter]

Fairies need acorn cups to swig copious amounts of Spring dew out of. I wonder if they get too drunk how they manage to get the keys in the locks of their fairy doors.

Yep, got my imagination going.

[m0therofdragons]

We used ours when the tooth fairy forgot to come and then the time the tooth fairy came but left the tooth in the room. .. Our tooth fairy is very tired so sometimes needs a second chance. Dd writes notes to the fairies and when dc do special things they get tiny gifts. Also when dc are going through a bad patch with sleeping, fairies send notes reminding them to be good or of encouragement when they're struggling. Eg dear mini dragons,
We've seen you're trying really hard with your reading at the moment. We know it is really tricky but keep going and you will get there. You are already doing so well. We're sure mummy and daddy can help you.
Love The Fairies

Basically we use it as a parenting tool when everything else fails. A friend seems to be obsessed though and has a fb page dedicated to it, such I find weird. She also loves elf on a shelf which I really hate - competely irrational hatred.

[nocabbageinmyeye]

Tea dripping from my nostrils at class A drugs and euphemism for flaps

[LoisWilkersonsLastNerve]

My DD was given one. The tooth fairy came in through it.

[iciclewinter]

I imagine them to be really disappointing when you open the door and there's just a brick wall on the other side!

[FoxesSitOnBoxes]

I don't understand the hatred. Harmless and encourage imagination surely?

[DisappointedOne]

They don't open, icicle.

[lostinmiddlemarch]

My DH spent half an hour this Christmas Eve in a wood that only we seem to know about (I've been walking there since childhood and never seen a soul). He was sticking a fairy door onto a tree trunk and scattering tiny gardening tools at the base of the tree.

Our DD's excitement when she 'found' it all far outstripped anything Santa-related.

We built a little fire in the 'fairy' fire pit, toasted marshmallows, and talked in whispers.

DD is not a girly girl but fairies are whatever you imagine them to be.

[lostinmiddlemarch]

Really really important that the door doesn't open though

[lostinmiddlemarch]

OP, your DSIS/SIL hasn't quite got the concept, has she.

Peevedquitter

[WhatALoadOfOldBollocks]

"They are fun and bring magic into your life."
"No, you've got confused. That's Class A drugs."

"I've just shaved my fairy doors so I'm hoping for some magic tonight."

This is why I love MumsNet, LOL

[Rosieposy4]

Loved the drugs comment
Sound like twee shite to me, most kids don't need you to spend good money such crap to have imagination, certainly mine didn't.

[suchafuss]

My DD 'found' hers after DH bought one and attached it to the skirting board in her bedroom. She freaked and asked if it was a portal to another world. He then had to chisel it off causing a load of bloody mess!

[Anniegetyourgun]

If I thought fairies were finding their way into my house I'd put down ant powder. I assume it's effective on things with wings.

[ILostItInTheEarlyNineties]

'DH had to chisel it off' and 'ant powder for fairies..' made me laugh!