Oi, bigstripeybastard....

[HoneyDragon]

This is happening in your kitchen right this minute....

(Unashamed taat, will accept wrist slapping)

Call that a bong? Phfft, amateurs.

Isn't it Poseiden's trident?

Impressive

Can cats use bongs?

My cat opens drawers and cupboards. WE ARE DOOMED!

Honey is that Nuclear?!?!

Did your cat make that?

We're all doomed

What have I missed now?!?

And that contraption looks like a big Mentos in Coke experiment.

What thread

I dunno, depends whether Stripey keeps Uraniumin her drawers.

Anyway more pressing issues afoot now....

Could a cat use a bong?

I'm not endorsing this, obviously, but they look like they probably could. They could definitely skin up catnip.

My cats don't make stuff.

[nvy]

Or even

How do you know Salmo?

For all you know they break in the neighbourhood garages and bomb around in all sorts of cobbled together tanks.

Like a feline A TEAM

Wtf am I even looking at?

Is the carpet all wet? Is a cat sitting on a wet carpet?
Cant even...

Actually, they did used to sneak into my neighbour's summer house...

Probably had Cat Parties.

With fags and beer.

Bastards.

They didn't invite you then?

My cats love drugs.
Just saying!

It's a cat with a home made Trident. This is a very bad thing.

No, they didn't invite me.

They don't even like me.

Feckers.

Argh! I let my 6 month old girls out. They visited the neighbours!
Is it a coven or a cell?!
Shit.

My old cat used to sneak into our other neighbour's house.

She was a brazen little hussy.