Oi, bigstripeybastard....

[HoneyDragon]

This is happening in your kitchen right this minute....

(Unashamed taat, will accept wrist slapping)

Sssssh!
The girls are under the duvet.
If I move they will attack.
They are nestled close to a part of my body I don't want piercing.
They must not know we suspect!

On second thoughts I'm not sure they are plotting Armageddon!

Imagine my confusion.
I clicked on the thread: 'I've been so stupid, permanent make up disaster'
Only I'd clicked on the next one down, which was this one.
I spent ages thinking. 'How the fuck has she put permanent make up on with 3 Coke bottles and a broom handle'

Think it's time for bed.

wicks 😂

Haha!
Take a glass of water up with you Wicks!

Why does the cat have a homemade trident? How did they do the glueing/taping without opposable thumbs?

That cat is identical to our maine coon, Jack!!