WIBU to throw out my jumper because frankly it is a bastard

[MyCatIsABiggerBastardThanYours]

Nice looking jumper. Dark Grey, sort of an over jumper with 3/4 length sleeves. Looks nice on.

But the bastard catches it's sleavep on Every. Bloody. Door. Handle! Maliciously!

I am forever being jerked backwards in comedy fashion when attempting to enter a room and I've had enough.

The jumper is gonna get it!

Although I'm guessng your DH would probably rescue them again...

Sandbrook

It actually sounds to me like you DH may be the problem there... Make him wear the razor shoes if he likes them so much he keeps rescuing them .

Nice ideas there thanks!

OP jumper for the cats basket?

Open the door a bit wider.