You have never heard of Efetling!!
Op!
Neither had I actually until a thread about DLP and so many pp mentioned Efteling I checked it out.
I then booked and went last year. Op its stunning.
Its very very old, about 60 years and its all based round fairy tales. It has two parts really, the rides, theme park, which is beautifully, beautifully themed. Good variety of rides/types/thrills etc very lovely to walk around.
But for me the main - stunning part is the fairy tale wood. Its a real wood and dotted around it are scenes from fairy tales. Each done in a different way, some move, some do other things, each one stunning. You can go in and out of them.... Its the soul of the place. We wandered round on a summers night, its was amazing. Then that area has its own square, which is probably one of my most favourite places in the world...the colours, the way its done....its a dream for children, a dream.
I thank MN for so many things but I have to say I would have been utterly gutted to have found out about this place when DC much older.
I am so glad I have been able to take them to this land of magic while they are still young.
AND I am going back again this year!!! 
It started out as a wood ( for miles surrounded by woods) so its real, the flowers and planting are beautiful, its spotlessly clean and the dutch are very laid back and friendly.
We stayed end of August in a very sweet apartment in Efteling for three nights, ( 2 adults 2 children) and it was about £400. The food was decent, everything was cheap, friendly, laid back....lots of variety....I am a really picky fussy person, and my expectations were exceeded.
All the people there visiting were polite and lovely too...( unlike lego land)
My DH is a dry science type person....ie not creative, romantic, poetic. HE was carried away with the whole thing and even insisted we got the dc some eftleing umbrella with frills he liked
HE LOVED IT.
we took the ferry and drove -stopped in bruges on route and found it very easy and accesible.