I hate it. I hate it, I tell you. It gets everywhere. It sucked off my son's shoes and he got mud all over his socks which went all over the carpet even though I'd stripped him at the door and put his clothes in the washing machine (he's primary school age so don't call social services). We went for a walk on bloody CONCRETE and there was still 10 feet of mud.
Mud should be in a field. I would like mud if I had servants to take my clothes at the door and wipe the mud off in a suitable boot room or something. But I don't. It's bad enough having to wash son's football boots every week without even more bloody shoes and wellies covered in the foul stuff.
All I wanted to do was to get some fresh air. I wish I'd never moved out of the city. And no, I can't move back there, thanks for that thought. I'm stuck in this bloody mud.