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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

to think children should be randomly reallocated at birth?

307 replies

AnotherEffingOrangeRevel · 05/01/2016 11:17

I think this would solve a lot of problems.

For instance, I have a tendency to experience anxiety. My DC therefore both inherit my anxiety genes and also learn from my anxious behaviours (even if I try to minimise this) - a double whammy. If they had been reallocated to someone else, and I had been allocated someone else's biological DC (perhaps with a genetic tendency to feel angry, say; something I suffer less often), this might potentially all get ironed out.

OK, so there are some potential problems with the scheme. But AIBU to think it might have its advantages?

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JarethTheGoblinKing · 05/01/2016 11:18

What? Confused

Krampus · 05/01/2016 11:19

It would be one way to reduce population levels. We would all stop breeding because we would have no idea who would raise our children Grin

WorraLiberty · 05/01/2016 11:19

'Anxiety genes'?

'Genetic tendency to feel angry'? Confused

So nothing to do with learned behaviour then?

starsshineinthecountry · 05/01/2016 11:20

Donor eggs? :)

HeadDreamer · 05/01/2016 11:20

YABVU. And you know it. I want to keep my own children, thank you very much. I'm sure most want to and that's why so many tried desparately for their own biological children.

AnotherEffingOrangeRevel · 05/01/2016 11:21

So nothing to do with learned behaviour then?

Both genes and learning environment influence these things. Which is precisely my point. When you bring up your own children, they often get a double whammy.

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goodnightdarthvader1 · 05/01/2016 11:21

What about genetic diseases that aren't MH related? How will relocating children help?

CarbonEmittingPenguin · 05/01/2016 11:21

You think there might be "some potential problems" with reallocating people's children! Hmm

RubbleBubble00 · 05/01/2016 11:22

Lol I'm sure someone would love my boys with adhd (inherited from their father)

AnotherEffingOrangeRevel · 05/01/2016 11:22

It would be one way to reduce population levels.

Yes. Might make us all less competitive and territorial, too.

Worth considering, I think.

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RubbishRobotFromTheDawnOfTime · 05/01/2016 11:22

You need to think it through a bit more. Focus on the "some potential problems with the scheme".

Birdsgottafly · 05/01/2016 11:23

Surely by that reasoning, it's better to be aware that there might be a genetic issue.

And of course the whole Human need to love and care for the child you've carried (and your BM is geared for), for nine months.

You aren't giving away kittens.

AnotherEffingOrangeRevel · 05/01/2016 11:23

Ah, no scheme is without problems...

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OTheHugeManatee · 05/01/2016 11:23
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MumOnTheRunCatchingUp · 05/01/2016 11:24

Just because you have got 'problems' doesn't mean the rest of us have!! Hmm.

Yabvu

AnotherEffingOrangeRevel · 05/01/2016 11:24

So, do you think people love their adopted children less than their biological ones?

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AnotherEffingOrangeRevel · 05/01/2016 11:25

MumOn, show me these magical people who don't "have problems", then...

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Sunnybitch · 05/01/2016 11:25

WTAF!

Birdsgottafly · 05/01/2016 11:25

Also, no-one would have PR accept the State (all child laws would have to be re-written) and State controlled Human Rights/Welfare never seems to go well, I'm thinking China, Germany, Eastern Block, Korea.

AnotherEffingOrangeRevel · 05/01/2016 11:26

My example was exactly that - an example. Everyone (IMO) will have some sort of equivalent, even if they are not aware of it. I'm sure there are many more examples for me, too.

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BeBesideTheSea · 05/01/2016 11:26

It's a lighthearted musing not a manifesto promise.

FFS.

(or "fish" as my autocorrect would prefer)

Jjou · 05/01/2016 11:26

Grin OP that is spectacularly bonkers, but would make a good novel. Get writing!

MrsAxewound · 05/01/2016 11:26

*opens thread
*sees level of batshit cray
*walks away slowly

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TeaPleaseLouise · 05/01/2016 11:27

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Sgtmajormummy · 05/01/2016 11:27

You might consider "Brave New World" by Huxley as background reading. He cut out the parenting altogether. Smile