To skim one off the top of each packet...

[Coldlightofday]

I have a fridge full of THE MOST DELICIOUS deli items for transportation to my lovely friend's house tomorrow. It is all my favourite things. Salamis, cheeses, olives, smoked salmon.

Just one of each thing RIGHT NOW would be ok, yeah?

pleading

I am loving the dedication to food safety here. Together, we can build a future safe from dodgy tummies and squitty bums. I feel proud.

Fuck, Em what if I am? I haven't eaten all of it...yet....and if by artisan wooden board you mean the chopping board then, erm, yes, you might be my friend!

Yes. I mean the chopping board! Haha!

I shall be serving the finest wine from a box with a tap at said party tomorrow. In super cool hipster chique mason old washed out jam jars.
Have obviously already samples the wine.

well Cold I for one am absolutely shocked that you are such a greedy pig have such disregard for your own health and safety. You really should have outsourced the food testing.

Life on the edge, Anthony, life on the edge..

Em if you are not my friend, I suspect you would not be out of place with us tomorrow

In case there are transport worries, I'll take one many for the Irish team.

I can confirm the cambozola, French bread and apple jelly are good to go. As is the pate with port jelly. and the m&s mince pies. Left my bloody wine at my mothers though [DM sad face]

Keep fighting the good fight Kanye.

cold in case you're not my friend and you aren't in sunny windy and wet as fuck jersey I've taken the liberty of checking the humous, some cheese straws and a single olive.

olives are still disgusting

Inspired by your selfless example DH and I can confirm the Merlot and saffron cake are were safe to eat...

I am womanfully ploughing on. Walkers sweet chilli crisps are safe too.

The wine was definetly off. I now have a headache. And feel a bit "bluergh"

Oh no, Emenem, I hope you're OK by now? I have tried out a fleurie and some prosecco this evening. Cos, you know, I'm committed to the cause.