To ask what song lyrics you've totally misheard?!

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Our lips are sealed - Fun Boy Three. I still sing "I licked a seal!" Does anybody else still habitually sing a lyric they know they've heard wrong?!

I am a massive Prince fan and until about a year ago, a lyric in when doves cry I thought was 'and the most tri-curious poses'. Which I genuinely believed was a lyric about his sex life. That was until my husband pissed himself and told me it was 'animals strike curious poses'

MooseandSquirrel and MsVestibule I also sing sex dream to Summer of 69.

Macy Gray, I Try - when she sings, "my world crumbles when you are not near" at the end of the chorus, I hear "I wear goggles when you are not near".

Spice Girls -Wannabe

My little brother used to sing "If you wanna be my lover, fennel fennel friend!"

I can offer:

Look out! I might sail on you - Got my mind set on you

And

Ooh, ahhhh, kiss you little munter - ooh I guess you never meant to (Chili Peppers )

Thanks fate

"Sweet like chocolate boy" not balls as i thought until just the other week.!

Another one bites the duster

Oops accidental .!

You know that song "Groovin'......on a Sunday afternoooooon"? (Not sure of the title and cba to google)

I used to sing "That would be ecstasy, you and me and Lesley" instead of "you and me end-less-ly..."

In the song Jennifer's Body by Hole there's a line which goes 'kill the man, save the son himself' but I always thought it was kill the man who circumcised himself!

...and what IS it if it ISN'T "cousin Billy would take me walkin'" in Son of A Preacher Man???

She sings "you just sold your eyes" to Alexander o Neil's criticise. While I know that's wrong can't actually correct him on what it does actually say!

DP not she!

shakey

It's 'that's when billy would take me walking' I think.

I recently heard my 7 yo singing along to Stop the Cavalry, upon closer listening I realised he was singing "I wish I had a bum for Christmas"

FATEdestiny That Peter Kay clip is hilarious!

"Mull of Kintyre, oh mist rolling in from the sea" became "Mullikin turns, only strolling in front to see"!

Shania Twain I feel like a woman

"Colour my hair, doing a dare" I always thought it was the slightly pervy and demanding "come in my hair, DO IT AGAIN"

Mamas and the papas....Sweet dreams till zombies (sun beams) find you......sweet dreams that leave your troubles far behind you ...

I've posted this before but I thought the 3 degrees were singing about a bicycle hut rather than 'my simple heart'. I was very young though.

As a young child I knew that Bandaid was a charity single. Unfortunately I failed to grasp who the charity was raising money for. I always sang 'feed the DOGS' really loudly.

"It Only Takes a Miracle". When I heard the Take That version on radio I remembered how much Id loved the original version so I searched for it for absolutely ages, couldn't understand why it was so hard to find. Until one day someone mentioned it on FB ie "It Only Takes A Minute Girl"...

It still sounds like they're saying "Miracle" to me..!

West life- flying without wings. Lyric is 'some find it in the face of their children' but I used to think it was 'some find it in the face of dead children. always thought it was awful.

And shania twain 'I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight' I thought was 'I can't believe you kiss your cock at night'

Cher's 'Heart of Stone'.
Actual lyric: 'Caress my soul and set it right.'
What I heard: 'Caress my soul and cellulite.'

Therapy - Femtex

Real lyrics are - "Masturbation saved my life"

I hear - "Mashed potatoes saved my life"

...bit embarassing for a young teenage 90s mosher!