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To break into the farm down the road

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B33rTricksPott3r · 24/12/2015 19:23

I have always wanted to see if it's true that all the animals kneel down at midnight.

I have wellies and a flask of Prosecco

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MrsTerryPratchett · 25/12/2015 00:25

Cats won't kneel. They were gods.

dotdotdotmustdash · 25/12/2015 01:40

I can confirm that both of my dogs are kneeling on both their front and back legs. In fact, their heads are also flat on the ground. I'm not sure they're praying but their eyes are certainly closed. One of them is snoring, the other just farted.

All hail the new King.

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 25/12/2015 03:27

I wouldn't. .they might be having special 1 to 1 time

B33rTricksPott3r · 25/12/2015 09:57

Gary! Awwwwwww!

Well, I didn't make it. DH was mithering about trespass and barbed wire and security lights and the fact that I will never willingly be within 100ft of cattle without a sturdy wall between us. There is no romance in that man's soul.

Today's exploration will be on the topic of Do Small Creatures Really Wear Little Petticoats and Trews.

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