DH nan is a cow

[PinkSlipperQueen]

DH nan at the weekend told me I need to shut my legs more as 3 kids is enough and before that said it's a mystery your so large with all the running around you do with 3 kids. All this after we paid for their lunch etc. Just feel a but shit about myself now. I'm a size 14 btw. She then invited herself and other family members for Christmas ar ours, all happened so quick I wasn't thinking and agreed to it. DH is an arsehole who said nothing.

YANBU. You really don't have to put up with such appalling rudeness.

Just ring her and say you and DH have decided to have a quiet family Christmas and she's (and any annoying hangers on) no longer invited.

No further explanations and no apologies.

'Yes cow bag nan, I am a size 14, but that's only because U've developed such a thick skin against your vile mouth'

I would NOT have her round for Christmas.

Text or email her to rescind the invitation forthwith. Say you only want a quiet Christmas.

Thanks guys x next time I see her which will be before Xmas I'm gonna say to her that she upset me and her comments were nasty. If she can apologies she can come on xmas if not she can fuck off

Is she Catherine Tate's nan?

He dementia comments had me laughing out loud, maybe I could use them.
I have never described an old lady as this before, but she's a cunt. You are an angel for putting up with her.

Would you say to someone "are you sure you haven't got Cancer?"
Because Dementia is as debilitating, if not more and is terminal.