to not want to eat bread made out of vaginal yeast?

[ScribblerOnTheRoof]

Just read this and boy do I feel sick

YANBU uugghhh

Is that article real?

I have a feeling that the supermarkets won't be stocking it anytime soon. I think we're safe.

No. Just, no.

As long as she only eats it herself.... And keeps it away from my mouth.

It's not my thing imo but hey ho Iv heard of weirder

Then dont? I doubt you ate the vagina yogurt or breast milk ice cream, so I wouldn't worry.

Ooo, can you use vaginal yeast to make bread?

I didn't know.

Might be a handy tip to have during the 'pocalypse.

Perhaps I shall remove yeast from tomorrow's shopping list!

Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

would that make it unsuitable for vegetarians?

Why is she making out like this is an issue people have with vaginas specifically? I wouldn't eat penis yeast bread either

Yeast is only about 80p. Is hardly a big saving.

She should try making petrol with her body excretions.

Nice thinking Joff - get the to the peppers board to share your advanced-level preppery.

It's an odd one, isn't it, as it (sort of) touches on cannibalism, which is obviously still quite taboo... Supposedly that is one reason that so many people are squicked out by breastfeeding, as deep down they feel it crosses that taboo.

I love sourdough, and experimenting with baking, but I won't do that.

Erm....that is just grim. I have no other words for it

That is one of the most hilarious things I have ever read on the web just because who? how? why? would anyone ever think of that.

There is yeast and there is yeast. it is a bit like saying you will make bread out of conkers rather than wheat grain. A pathogenic species of yeast, like Candida is unlikely to survive in a bread dough - any fermentation taking place will be from wild Saccharomyces entering her mix.

Wtf have I just read??

You can quite easily catch a "wild" yeast just by leaving out a mix of flour and water. Lots of places on t'internet can tell you how. No need to resort to your own vag if t'pocalypse should come!

I've never posted on the prepper's board.

Can I really just rock up and start a thread with vagina and bread in the same title?

They might think me odd.

Sperm butter anyone?

Nonsense. Probably written by a mastubating teenage boy.

...You might risk some unexpected dough balls though....

[Shock]

Vagina yeast bread with some smegma butter anyone?

Sexy times!