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to not want to eat bread made out of vaginal yeast?

53 replies

ScribblerOnTheRoof · 24/11/2015 15:41

Just read this and boy do I feel sick

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theelephantknownasnell · 24/11/2015 15:45

YANBU uugghhh

KeepOnMoving1 · 24/11/2015 15:45
Shock
ophiotaurus · 24/11/2015 15:46

Is that article real?

catfordbetty · 24/11/2015 15:52

I have a feeling that the supermarkets won't be stocking it anytime soon. I think we're safe.

anotherbloomingusername · 24/11/2015 15:53

No. Just, no.

Ginkypig · 24/11/2015 15:54

As long as she only eats it herself.... And keeps it away from my mouth.

It's not my thing imo but hey ho Iv heard of weirder

VikingLady · 24/11/2015 15:54

Then dont? I doubt you ate the vagina yogurt or breast milk ice cream, so I wouldn't worry.

KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes · 24/11/2015 15:54

Ooo, can you use vaginal yeast to make bread?

I didn't know.

Might be a handy tip to have during the 'pocalypse.

eddiemairswife · 24/11/2015 15:59

Perhaps I shall remove yeast from tomorrow's shopping list!

Crankycunt · 24/11/2015 16:00

Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

fuzzywuzzy · 24/11/2015 16:01

would that make it unsuitable for vegetarians?

psychomath · 24/11/2015 16:01

Why is she making out like this is an issue people have with vaginas specifically? I wouldn't eat penis yeast bread either Confused

KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes · 24/11/2015 16:02

Yeast is only about 80p. Is hardly a big saving.

She should try making petrol with her body excretions.

TheSpottedZebra · 24/11/2015 16:05

Nice thinking Joff - get the to the peppers board to share your advanced-level preppery. Grin

It's an odd one, isn't it, as it (sort of) touches on cannibalism, which is obviously still quite taboo... Supposedly that is one reason that so many people are squicked out by breastfeeding, as deep down they feel it crosses that taboo.

I love sourdough, and experimenting with baking, but I won't do that.

hufflebottom · 24/11/2015 16:05

Erm....that is just grim. I have no other words for it

Steamedcharsiubun · 24/11/2015 16:06

That is one of the most hilarious things I have ever read on the web just because who? how? why? would anyone ever think of that.

blaeberry · 24/11/2015 16:10

There is yeast and there is yeast. it is a bit like saying you will make bread out of conkers rather than wheat grain. A pathogenic species of yeast, like Candida is unlikely to survive in a bread dough - any fermentation taking place will be from wild Saccharomyces entering her mix.

NameRanger · 24/11/2015 16:11

Wtf have I just read??

ButtonLoon · 24/11/2015 16:13

You can quite easily catch a "wild" yeast just by leaving out a mix of flour and water. Lots of places on t'internet can tell you how. No need to resort to your own vag if t'pocalypse should come!

KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes · 24/11/2015 16:16

I've never posted on the prepper's board.

Can I really just rock up and start a thread with vagina and bread in the same title?

They might think me odd.

SummerHouse · 24/11/2015 16:17

Sperm butter anyone?

Lostcat2 · 24/11/2015 16:17

Nonsense. Probably written by a mastubating teenage boy.

SummerHouse · 24/11/2015 16:18

...You might risk some unexpected dough balls though....

Aeroflotgirl · 24/11/2015 16:19

[Shock]Envy

Elendon · 24/11/2015 16:20

Vagina yeast bread with some smegma butter anyone?

Sexy times!