to not want to eat bread made out of vaginal yeast?

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Just read this and boy do I feel sick

Even though this has absolutely no basis in science and is completely rubbish, it is a disgusting enough thought that I have seen this thread long and will now hide it.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2515398-There-is-a-woman-making-sourdough-bread-using-the-yeast-from-her-vaginal-thrush?

it's everywhere.

Excellent story! I shall look at my sourdough starter a bit differently now...

#cuntsourdough

I bet it works better than Paul Hollywood's grape version; I've never managed to keep that one alive.

Disclaimer: I have never had thrush

Eww! Whatever next? Place her own turd in a hotdog roll and add ketchup and mustard? Wrong, just wrong!

Might be a handy tip to have during the 'pocalypse.

I'm never eating sour dough again

Fanny Craddock wrote that recipe years ago...

Just why

That's like something from the Daily Mash.

Why is everyone so shocked? It's natural yeast, and during baking it will go in an oven at at least 200C.

Not nonsense, they're a well known feminist blogger and this is something they'd do.

How do people come up with this? Who's sitting at home and thinks you know what my lady bits are itchy...must use it to make bread.

Jesus how do harvest/gather vaginal yeast ?

Gwyneth she scrapped it off her dildo

Why? Of all the minutes of the day,why did the collision of me reading this abominable thread, and me biting into a nice piece of bread and butter have to sync so perfectly? Fucking why? *Doesabitofsick

Why is this a thing?

I haven't read the article and I don't want to-- but this is lentil weaving gone too far.

Ideal for when you fancy a placenta sandwich I would have thought.

How do people come up with this? Who's sitting at home and thinks you know what my lady bits are itchy...must use it to make bread.

That's pretty much what she said in the article.

That is disgustingly hilarious

I once saw a discussion on the straight dope message boards about whether it would be possible to make beer from vaginal yeast. The boffins concluded yes, but I don't think anyone tried it, but definitely one for the doomsday preppers to keep in mind.

Is it actually possible. I thought the two yeasts were different. I don't know why I am debating with myself the chemical make up of vaginal yeast because Regardless of its chemical make up I wouldn't eat bread made with it. No way not ever

Pigs

You know when you think you've heard everything ?

This thread has completed it for me

Just. What. The. Fuck

I put this on the chat version but it has its place here

My dh, the sick fuck, just said imagine she made sourdough pizza. I wonder where she would get the sauce from?!

EEEEEEEWWWWWWW

"Sperm butter anyone?"

Not for me thanks dear, I'll stick to my dragon butter

Yeah, I agree with the tweets.

She's confusing feminism with mental illness.

I hope she doesn't actually use yeast. It would be very worrying if she had vaginal yeast and, instead of treating it, used it to make bread. A healthy vaginal flora should be dominated by lactobacili.

Sourdough is made from lactobacili and yeasts. I don't know if the ones found in a healthy vagina are best suited for that, but apparently they do.

@KingJoffrey: Actually, you can just make dough and keep it outside the house in warm conditions. If you are lucky, the dough becomes sourdough. I suppose using vaginal bacteria would be safer, if you cannot afford to waste flour, as is probably the case after the apocalypse.