to think my 2 year old is the funniest person I know!

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When you're due to give birth and really need a boost you can always rely on a 2 year old! Here's a conversation that just happened between me and my 26 month daughter! Please share any funny things your kids have done/said...maybe I can laugh this baby out!

DD(comes over and holds my face in both hands): big poo, BIG POOOOO!
Me: ok, do you need a new nappy?
DD (cuddling my head and kissing me on the cheek, sounding genuinely concerned!): yes please....don't worry mummy.
Me (laughing my head off): I'm not worried darling.
DD: what funny? Big poo no funny!

Lovely OP, mine amuses me all the time

Broken poo! That's great...what's the obsession with poo?! Thanks to those that are humouring me, I'm aware sometimes it's a 'had to be there' moment but your stories are making me smile :)

Mine's 3 now, but one of her favourites is
'I want food'
'Well, we're having dinner in a minute'
'No, I mean real food'
I know my cooking's not brilliant but it is edible!

One of my fondest memories is walking along laughing with my little girl. She stopped and said, mummy we have loads to laugh about don't we? I have suffered with depression and really struggle some days. I always remember that day and want her to look back on a childhood filled with laughter.

Kate that is lovely!

Wow, Kate, that made me well up...

My two year old talking on the phone is hilarious. She's going through the "copying mummy" stage, and it's so funny to just see this mini me do her best impression of me on the phone. "Babble babble babble" pause "babble babble" pause rauchous laughter "babble laugh babble"

Killing myself at being sad over broken poo.

It's a lovely age. My almost two year old and I have just had a long exchange in which she insisted that a green bowl was in fact red. She tilted her head and used a tone of voice which was somewhere between 'poor Mummy doesn't even know her colours' and 'this idiot is my mother'.

That is so cute, no need for first few comments. Threads like this are great I have a 29 month old so can't wait for all this!

Oops, 19*!

kate that's lovely. Tearing up here

I think DD was about 3 when we were sitting in the morning sun and I noticed her staring at me intently. I thought, what a lovely mother- daughter moment.
Then she said "ooh mum, I love your beard!"

I suppose my faint downy facial hair was glinting in the sun but it's not that bad. I hope.

To the sarcastic, miserable old posters who commented earlier - BUGGER OFF!!!!

All your toddlers sound delightful and funny my two are older but DS (8) still makes me laugh...he held up a tampon the other day and informed DH that 'this is for when ladies have their piercing'

I can visualise it, lovely.

My 15mo DD makes me laugh. Particularly when she is doing the phone thing , much the same as steppedonlego says, with the fake laughter, and the 'uh-huh, uh-huh bye'

on the school run with my 5 year old, he knew we were TTC after a miscarriage....

DS - mummy, how do you get a baby in your tummy? do you eat loads of food and it grows into a baby?

me - no hunny, mummy has a special baby making egg in her tummy

DS - do you have to eat loads of food to make it grow into a baby?

me - erm...noooo...erm......well you see it needs some special baby making seeds from daddy to go with the egg to make a baby in mummys tummy.....

DS (thinking for a moment) -OOOHHH so you EAT daddys baby making seeds so they get into your tummy?

Me - erm... erm....

OH LOOK.....THERES A MAGPIE OVER THERE!!!!!

I dropped my breakfast on the floor the other day. 2 YO ds
"mummy what's happened"
me "oh mummy just made a mess" Ds (headtilt) 'don't worry mummy. Daddy will come back later and tidy up"
(Funny because it's actually very true - DH does an awful lot more cleaning than me)

Told this before but here goes:

A few months ago I was in the bedroom with DD (3) getting dressed. Took off my trousers and she walked straight up behind me, stroked my bottom and declared 'oh mummy, I LOVE your fur'!

In her defence, I am on the hairy side, but I didn't realise it was that bad!

Aw.. I think that's funny. We're all about the poos in this house too - my humour was very much non-scatological before kids but if you can't beat them join them!

Ds aged 3 "What are those flaps for?"

Delightful description of my breasts!

Yey, thanks for those who stuck up for me, when i saw the first couple of responses i thought i must have just turned in to crazy pregnant lady! Loving all your stories. My daughter came out with another belter tonight, she knows there's a baby in my tummy and she even calls her by her name but tonight dh said "who's in mummies tummy?", her reply "a pig oink oinkkkk" followed by fits of laughter at her own hilarity!

Me(speaking fairly quickly): ds would you like a bowl of West African Chicken Soup (he usually likes it)?
DS: Oh no mummy, I don't want Ebola soup.

That made me snort summer

DD1: I be Cinderella, you be evil godmother
Me: Er, ok - "Go to the attic now!"
DD1: Well, you're going to die.

Nice. More brutal than the Disney version.