Meet the Other Phone. Only the apps you allow.

Meet the Other Phone.
Only the apps you allow.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

AIBU to do my annual Scorpio's are better than all you other star signs thread?

179 replies

HoneyDragon · 12/11/2015 10:40

It's my birthday, time yet again to round up all my fellow Scorpios so we can mill about and generally point out why we are better than the rest of you.

OP posts:
shadowfax07 · 12/11/2015 20:22

Just found out that I have Taurus rising:

Tranquillity, joy of life and sensuality are essential to you: you are a simple and quiet nature. You find happiness easily because you are not competitive, your relaxed attitude and your common sense invariably lead you towards fulfilment, even though you are not the number one, even though you do not move in haste. Constructing is important to you. Your patience and your persistence yield strong, steadfast, sustainable efforts that can withstand any pitfalls. You are gentle, with a slow thinking process, but once you have opted for an orientation, nothing, nor anyone, can make you change your mind. You loathe changes in general and once you have taken the few major unavoidable decisions in the course of your life, you are on track.

With this Ascendant, you come across as loyal, steadfast, strong, patient, enduring, persistent, attached, sensual, realistic, constructive, tenacious, with a strong need for security. But you may also be stubborn, rigid, possessive, materialistic, static, slow, and you may bear grudges.

It's reasonably close to the truth, I've never been accused of being slow, and I'm only resistant to change for change's sake. I try not to be rigid, possessive, or materialistic, though.

MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig · 12/11/2015 20:27

Helloooo, budge up, room for one more.

My birthday was last Friday.

It was my 40th. Hmm

As if that isn't bad enough, dh didn't give me a birthday present. Hmm

And it was our tenth wedding anniversary on Tuesday and we both forgot. Hmm

Oh well. He was only a Pisces anyway. No great loss. Grin

Happy Birthday! Flowers Wine Cake

bigglesgoggles · 12/11/2015 20:32

Shhhh....another here...1st Nov .
(Quietly observing from the shadows)

Frusso · 12/11/2015 20:37

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Dungandbother · 12/11/2015 21:10

If I do a similar All Hail Ye Saggies post next month on my bday, will all you Scorpio's hold a grudge against me????

SideOrderofChips · 12/11/2015 21:14

Mine is the 17th. Scorpios are Epic.

HoneyDragon · 12/11/2015 21:14

Others have tried Dung and have failed. Grin

OP posts:
Powaqa · 12/11/2015 21:34

Saggy Trousers born on the cusp with Scorpio rising

I'm a fecking Nightmare

MrsRobbStark · 12/11/2015 21:50

Happy birthday HoneyDragon! Mine was on the 6th.

Scorpios are indeed the best sign. I've always loved being a Scorpio!

Maryz · 12/11/2015 21:52

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Crabbitface · 12/11/2015 21:54

Yup... another stinger here.

Archer26 · 12/11/2015 21:58

Another Scorpio here, an early one though, 26th October.

Don't worry though, my sting is definitely not diluted . I live up to all the traits.

Best sign ever, sign of passion, sex and a little bit of fear!

Kettricken · 12/11/2015 22:10

I'm a Scorpio too and so is my dad. We hold grudges forever! He's not forgiven my mum for chucking his sandals away over 40 years ago.

LittleBearPad · 12/11/2015 22:17

Signing in. Hello awesome fellow Scorpios and happy birthday for tomorrow to my birthday twins.

BrianButterfield · 12/11/2015 22:27

My DH is a Libra. When someone pisses me off, I'm like "I'M GOING TO BURN THEIR HOUSE DOWN, WATCH THE KIDS, I'M OFF" and he's all "but maybe they thought blahblahothersideofthestoryblah."

I'm always right, of course.

venusinscorpio · 12/11/2015 22:29

YABU unless you've also got Venus there ;)

AnyoneFucoffee · 12/11/2015 22:49

Don't worry alemonypea and pleureplas, I'm 37 tomorrow

TheQuestingVole · 12/11/2015 23:01

Of course we're the best.

HoneyDragon · 12/11/2015 23:10

I did wonder where you were Maryz. It's not like you to deny your birthright of fabulousness Grin

OP posts:
Oysterbabe · 12/11/2015 23:13

You're clearly wrong and us Sagittariuns rule.
However I am a Scorpio sympathiser as my DH, dad and best friend are.

Frusso · 12/11/2015 23:16

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

SchnooSchnoo · 12/11/2015 23:16

YANBU. All the best people are Scorpio's! I was really hoping dd2 was going to join me as a fellow Scorpio to gang up against my Gemini dp, but she was eight days early and ended up a reasonable Libra.

CanadianMum2 · 12/11/2015 23:26

Another perfect Scorpio checking in! My day is Monday.

Marcipex · 12/11/2015 23:31

When I said Scorpio is the Griffindor of the zodiac, all I meant was that everyone wants to be one of us. Even if they won't admit it.

BikeRunSki · 12/11/2015 23:33

Yey! I live this annual thread. Mine was last Sunday. It was a bit bobbins. Never mind.

Swipe left for the next trending thread