To think I have to quit my job, change my name and leave the country!

[m1nniedriver]

Today at work I tripped up. These things happen, right? Unfortunately I tripped into a senior member of the medical team where I work. I grabbed out in a feeble attemp to right myself, I failed and took him down with me. I landed on top of him with my head directly between his legs I don't mean between his knees I mean directly on his crotch, in a packed tearoom I want to die!

weshould think I will get some of them made up and hung around the tearoom at work as a warning to others who may not be looking where they're going

WeShould I'm honoured!

He might have enjoyed it.

Yes shutupanddance but who's he going to tell he enjoyed it?

He didn't feel like he was enjoying it

My very skinny mate was once carrying a piece of medical equipment into theatre when her scrub trousers fell down...because it was one of those must carry this thing/not touch anything situations she had to shuffle into the room like that, carefully place down the medical equipment and then yank her trousers up!

She says it's ok though, she had cool pants on

m1nniedriver
He didn't feel like he was enjoying it

Probably a good thing otherwise he might have taken your eye out ......

Many moons ago my skirt was caught in a gust of wind and wrapped onto the bumper of a car which was pulling out of a parking space. I started to walk, skirt (wraparound type) popped off as car drove away with my skirt. I looked into the window of a cafe and a woman looked agast. Man in another car threw me his jacket hopped out of his car and ran up and got my skirt back. This was in a very main road in the centre of a large capital city in Europe.
I still blush at the thoughts of it.

That sounds like it should be a Miranda sketch.

Xocaraic - did you have cool pants on though? Was it like a Venus advertisement?
I used to work in a car repair shop, literally the only female working there. I came out of the loo with the back of my skirt tucked into my knickers
It was pre-children and pre-cellulite though so I didn't mind and neither did my colleagues

I did this once on holiday, knocked over by a big wave in the sea landed on my knees in front of a handsome young man with my head in his crotch and my mouth where it shouldn't be. He took it remarkably well I however spent the rest of the holiday hiding from him ??????

Good heavens, it's like Carry On Nurse.