To think I have to quit my job, change my name and leave the country!

[m1nniedriver]

Today at work I tripped up. These things happen, right? Unfortunately I tripped into a senior member of the medical team where I work. I grabbed out in a feeble attemp to right myself, I failed and took him down with me. I landed on top of him with my head directly between his legs I don't mean between his knees I mean directly on his crotch, in a packed tearoom I want to die!

You might want to check if the research station at the South Pole is hiring.

Oh, my. Definitely need to be put in the witness protection programme. Dark glasses, horrible hair dye, and long trench coat I believe is the required uniform.

I have to ask though, how did you get up and what did he say? Hahaha

I kind of peeled my face from his scrotum allowing allowing us both to get up. Me on all fours him just half sitting there looking at me as if I'd walked into his house and shit on his carpet . Awful!

It'll blow over.

So did the OP.

Wise words:
It's never a good idea to be on sniffing terms with your boss's genitalia
< psml !>

Anyone have their iPhone out ?

The best advice ever:
It's never a good idea to be on sniffing terms with your boss's genitalia

OP, you've made my night. But yes, you need to leave the country. At the very least

Oh Jesus!!

I'm awsy to check You Tube and delete Facebook and my identity

This has cheered me up no end after a 12 hour shift.

Just imagine, this story will already be all around your hospital, it will be spoken of at both medical and nursing handovers and your colleagues will be sitting thinking appropriate nicknames to christen you with for the rest of your nursing career
New students will be told this story for time eternal, passing on your shame to each new generation of nurses that train in your hospital, people will pass you in the corridor and whisper "she was the one!"

Nurse Crotchsniffer
Nurse Grointaster
Nurse Surgical licker.
Nurse Ballbuster

Whatever you do, next time you see the surgical consultant, dont think about your face nestling in his crotch, breathing in the warm,moist salty/fishy smell. Remain professional.

Thanks for that OP, I'm feeling quite sorry for myself with a bad cold but that made me laugh lots

I once tripped over a box and work, and in trying to stop myself falling, rugby tackled the Director of the department and brought him to the floor too. While I was sitting there, all I could think about was the fact I had fallen and blurted out: "Oh my god, I'm pregnant!" I was, but hadn't announced it at work yet. The Director bounced up, muttered "Congratulations," and ran away leaving me on the floor.

Is your name Frank Spencer? I suggested putting on some roller skates and heading for the bus stop.

I had a message from a colleague earlier, who wasn't even there confirming that word has spread, asking if I could tell that Mr Ballsack we shall call him that for now doesn't use underwear when wearing scrubs my life as I knew it is over!

I'm feeling ill but this thread has made me laugh so hard.

stray I won't be seeing him anymore I'll be hiding in my cabin in the mountains

You have brightened my evening.

Which universe are you off to?

It sounds like a cross between Norman Wisdom and a Carry On film.

PMSL and hoping there is CCTV!

Sorry, OP, but this is hilarious!

FWIW I once spilled coffee on my boss's lap (bad enough) and was so flustered that I grabbed the nearest napkin and started to pat him dry. And stopped dead in my tracks when I realized I was patting my managers crotch a couple of seconds later ...

If it helps: we're still friendly. Just friendly with extra sexual innuendo in-joke that only about four people understand.

afyer I peeled my face off his scrotum

Oh I wish we still had quote of the week.

I have read so many threads on here where the OP's husband has confessed to an "accidental" affair and the mn-ers scoff "Oh I suppose she just fell on his cock did she?"

Well. It does happen. Apparently. :)

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Hilarious. Don't even think about being embarrassed, own it as the funniest thing that has ever happened. You'll get far more respect

I felt this needed an inspirational poster

Oh Minnie....you poor thing, am dying a little for you......between giggles.......run, run far away!!!!

Many years ago a young girl at one of my previous jobs tripped over an uneven piece of floor whilst carrying a drink, and catapulted a mug of coffee into the beautiful tailored suited crotch of our managing director. Despite his obvious discomfort he barely reacted other than to say "we really need to get that floor fixed"......... She was mortified about it for years!!