The AIBUs that never were....

[PiperChapstick]

So good people of MN, tell me in one simple title ... What AIBUs have you wanted to post but, for whatever reason, you chose not to?

Oh there are a million AIBUs that I was itching to start at various times. Most of which would likely have gotten me booted from MN for being confrontational and rude.

The ones that wind me up are the - I've been invited to a party/wedding/large family event AIBU not to go because it is Christmas in December, DD's 9th birthday a fortnight before and I will need to arrange a babysitter for the night and they have only given me two months notice.

Cue endless it's an invitation not a summons replies.

Don''t go then but don't be surprised that you have no mates as they are all hacked off!

AIBU to want to xxxxxx and xxxxx xxxxxx?
Even though doing this would make xxxxx and then the xxxx would xxxxxx and I'd most likely be xxxxxx........?

Oddly enough there was a certain amount of therapy in that. And nobody got hurt or offended!

Bastard weddings when you are pregnant.
Christmas with inlaws. Just get on with it

I know wizzywig people getting married just to annoy you - no other reason.

AIBU to think - does this sound like I am mithering on about nothing before I post and then not bother

Heath she really was BU.

When DD was 2 days old and I was on an emotional roller coaster/ridiculously tired and SIL put on Facebook "welcome to the world and the family Baby Chapstick".

Now, for some reason it deeply upset me that she said "welcome to the family". Looking back I don't know why, I seem to remember it was something to do with "DD doesn't need welcomed, she is part of the family, how dare she". I WBVU but in post-birth land TBF.

I nearly did a AIBU. Boy am I glad I didn't, I'd have got the flamiest of all flamingos!

I sometimes want to post about someone I know who I think is the queen of passive aggressiveness. I don't even tell anyone about it though as the way she does it I would sound like I was paranoid/unhinged to complain about what she says. It's the way she says it though, and her face when she does.