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Fat immigrants in council houses spending their benefits on booze while their delinquent children get all the local school places - satire [title edited by MNHQ]

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FayKorgasm · 18/10/2015 13:18

And they rob trolleys with baby seats instead of paying 5p for a bag.

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FayKorgasm · 18/10/2015 14:05

Oh Gruntled . You win. Deliciously inserted.

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WorraLiberty · 18/10/2015 14:07

OMG I can't believe HQ have changed the title! Grin

'Satire'? What happened to the overused 'lighthearted'??

FayKorgasm · 18/10/2015 14:14

Someone reported Worra so I suggested satire. Not MNHQ fault.

Immigrants coming here and suggesting words like satire Grin

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magimedi · 18/10/2015 14:20

How come usual's thread hasn't got satire added to it?

S'not fair - I'm gonna moan/complain/report/flounce Grin

HaydeeofMonteCristo · 18/10/2015 14:22

They want us all to cover our faces 001 whilst all the time they go around in see-through leggings....

FayKorgasm · 18/10/2015 14:22

It's cause I'm an immigrant who stole your job and school places. Wink

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WorraLiberty · 18/10/2015 14:25

So they've come over here and stole our 'light hearted'? Shock Angry

howtorebuild · 18/10/2015 14:27

They have mobile phones.

FayKorgasm · 18/10/2015 14:29

Grin Worra .

Your 'light hearted' will be a thing of the past. It's Satire now.

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