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Fat immigrants in council houses spending their benefits on booze while their delinquent children get all the local school places - satire [title edited by MNHQ]

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FayKorgasm · 18/10/2015 13:18

And they rob trolleys with baby seats instead of paying 5p for a bag.

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FayKorgasm · 18/10/2015 14:29

Grin Worra .

Your 'light hearted' will be a thing of the past. It's Satire now.

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howtorebuild · 18/10/2015 14:27

They have mobile phones.

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WorraLiberty · 18/10/2015 14:25

So they've come over here and stole our 'light hearted'? Shock Angry

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FayKorgasm · 18/10/2015 14:22

It's cause I'm an immigrant who stole your job and school places. Wink

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HaydeeofMonteCristo · 18/10/2015 14:22

They want us all to cover our faces 001 whilst all the time they go around in see-through leggings....

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magimedi · 18/10/2015 14:20

How come usual's thread hasn't got satire added to it?

S'not fair - I'm gonna moan/complain/report/flounce Grin

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FayKorgasm · 18/10/2015 14:14

Someone reported Worra so I suggested satire. Not MNHQ fault.

Immigrants coming here and suggesting words like satire Grin

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WorraLiberty · 18/10/2015 14:07

OMG I can't believe HQ have changed the title! Grin

'Satire'? What happened to the overused 'lighthearted'??

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FayKorgasm · 18/10/2015 14:05

Oh Gruntled . You win. Deliciously inserted.

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claraschu · 18/10/2015 14:04

They told my 13 year old that Santa isn't real!

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00100001 · 18/10/2015 14:03

I bet they'll want us all to cover our faces too...

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ghostyslovesheep · 18/10/2015 14:01

bet they want to ban Christmas as well

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Behooven · 18/10/2015 14:01

Gruntled well played!

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GruntledOne · 18/10/2015 14:00

To say nothing of winning our baking competitions.

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Behooven · 18/10/2015 14:00

Bet they have a Sky dish and flat screen tv

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FayKorgasm · 18/10/2015 13:56

Claiming benefits in all their 10 names.

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00100001 · 18/10/2015 13:55

They're all illegal immigrants too...

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KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes · 18/10/2015 13:54

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Fat immigrants in council houses spending their benefits on booze while their delinquent children get all the local school places - satire [title edited by MNHQ]
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KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes · 18/10/2015 13:48

And they're all wearing UGGS!

The horror.

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PosterEh · 18/10/2015 13:47

I blame the middle class mothers.

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FayKorgasm · 18/10/2015 13:46

Bet they want to outlaw bacon too.

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Thefitfatty · 18/10/2015 13:44

Don't forget that they are also fundamentalist muslims that hand out flyers saying you're in a muslim only area while telling women to cover up too.

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ghostyslovesheep · 18/10/2015 13:40

the bastards

Fat immigrants in council houses spending their benefits on booze while their delinquent children get all the local school places - satire [title edited by MNHQ]
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FayKorgasm · 18/10/2015 13:40

Interestingly DD1s class in school did a social media experiment experiment a few years ago. It included starting a rumour about something a bit undesirable. One person of local importance posted it on a neighbour face book page. Within days there was petitions organised, outraged people, someone was contacting the papers etc. Not one person checked to see if it was in fact true. Of course it was posted that it was an experiment before it went too far.

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Finola1step · 18/10/2015 13:36

Not just any old school places... They will be taking our grammar school places. Without tutoring. It's only a matter of time.

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